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RE: joke time
October 4, 2018 at 11:08 pm
If I held a hammer and you held a nail....... would you trust me? ( Halloween Joke!)
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#2802
RE: joke time
October 4, 2018 at 11:52 pm
(October 4, 2018 at 11:08 pm)chimp3 Wrote: If I held a hammer and you held a nail....... would you trust me? ( Halloween Joke!)

Only if I also had a working nail gun.

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#2803
RE: joke time
October 6, 2018 at 7:22 pm
I just read that the Italian government are pledging almost 100 million lira to bail out the parmesan cheese industry. This is grate news!

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#2804
RE: joke time
October 6, 2018 at 7:30 pm
I made a curry last week and put Ginger in it. Feel guilty now cos the kids loved that cat.
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#2805
RE: joke time
October 6, 2018 at 8:20 pm
(October 6, 2018 at 7:30 pm)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: I made a curry last week and put Ginger in it. Feel guilty now cos the kids loved that cat.

Why does everyone have something against Marry Ann? I like Ginger sure, but still. Showing my age here.
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RE: joke time
October 6, 2018 at 8:23 pm
(October 6, 2018 at 8:20 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(October 6, 2018 at 7:30 pm)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: I made a curry last week and put Ginger in it. Feel guilty now cos the kids loved that cat.

Why does everyone have something against Marry Ann? I like Ginger sure, but still. Showing my age here.

I have no idea what you are on about Brian Big Grin
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#2807
RE: joke time
October 6, 2018 at 11:04 pm
Brett's conversation with his daughters.

"Dad, what should I do if someone forces themselves on me without my permission?"

Kavanaugh, "Well sweety, give them about 20 years and they will outgrow it."
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RE: joke time
October 7, 2018 at 4:54 am
A chicken and an egg are laying in bed after doing the deed!
The chicken has a huge grin on its face.

This finally answers the age old question.
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#2809
RE: joke time
October 7, 2018 at 5:13 am
The chicken is dead.

It answers the age old riddle of why it crossed the road.
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RE: joke time
October 7, 2018 at 6:07 am
Hey! Get your own jokes!

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