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RE: joke time
October 29, 2018 at 6:16 am
(October 28, 2018 at 8:49 pm)Minimalist Wrote: You knew my kids?
I notice you use the past tense. Don't tell me what you did with them. Ignorance, as they say, is safety.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
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RE: joke time
October 29, 2018 at 12:03 pm
They are now 42 and 39. Hard to think of them as "kids" any longer.
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RE: joke time
October 29, 2018 at 1:05 pm
I just had an awesome thought, how awesome would it be to have a choir MEOW the the "March of the Storm Troopers" from "Star Wars" as if they were all kittens?
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RE: joke time
October 29, 2018 at 1:10 pm
Q:Why did the Zen master refuse novocaine when he had his tooth pulled?
A: He wanted to transcend dental medication.
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RE: joke time
October 29, 2018 at 2:30 pm
To balance it out, here's a Hindu pun:
Due to all the walking he did, the soles of Gandhi's feet were like leather. Because of his strict vegetarian diet, he had notoriously bad breath. This means he was...
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RE: joke time
October 29, 2018 at 2:46 pm
Not that this will measure up, but.
I was thinking about starting an atheist restaurant, nothing will be on the menu.
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RE: joke time
October 29, 2018 at 3:19 pm
(October 29, 2018 at 1:05 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I just had an awesome thought, how awesome would it be to have a choir MEOW the the "March of the Storm Troopers" from "Star Wars" as if they were all kittens?
I imagine I'd react to it the same way Boru would react if they played it on bagpicis
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The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
