Not the sharpest tool in the shed.... 

Maybe he thought the mask would help.

Boru

This 'cycle of violence must stop!

Agreed.  The attempted theft clearly shows the guy to be a cyclepath.

Boru

Gawad and Boru, your corny jokes are a crime in and of themselves. What is important is that this perp gets help and doesn't get caught in a bad cycle in and out of prison.

(January 2, 2019 at 2:34 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Gawad and Boru, your corny jokes are a crime in and of themselves.  What is important is that this perp gets help and doesn't get caught in a bad cycle in and out of prison.

That's a fair point, and I do hope he gets help.  But you should know that a lot of pedalphiles are recidivists.

Boru

(January 2, 2019 at 5:04 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:

(January 2, 2019 at 2:34 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Gawad and Boru, your corny jokes are a crime in and of themselves.  What is important is that this perp gets help and doesn't get caught in a bad cycle in and out of prison.

That's a fair point, and I do hope he gets help.  But you should know that a lot of pedalphiles are recidivists.

Boru

Seriously dude, you are bucking for a lawsuit, that is the second time in two weeks you almost made me choke on my beer! "Pedalphiles"..... DAMN YOU! Now that was funny.

I can see the police interviewing the bike, "Show us on this BMX where the perp touched you?"

Bike, "Well, first he touched my chain, then he was going to sit on me."

Maybe the bike in question should retain a good spokes-person.

Boru

(January 2, 2019 at 5:43 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Maybe the bike in question should retain a good spokes-person.

Boru

HOW THE FUCK DID I NOT SEE THAT COMING!  That is 3 times now!

Too many recycled jokes in this thread.