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Did nobody teach this guy to read?
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RE: Did nobody teach this guy to read?
January 2, 2019 at 5:47 pm
These are pretty tired jokes.
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RE: Did nobody teach this guy to read?
January 2, 2019 at 5:48 pm (This post was last modified: January 2, 2019 at 5:51 pm by Brian37.)
YOU GUYS ARE KILLING ME!
(January 2, 2019 at 5:43 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Maybe the bike in question should retain a good spokes-person.

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What do you mean "In question"? 

This isn't a case of bike said trike said or unicycle said. It's on video. Or did you not watch the video in the OP?
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RE: Did nobody teach this guy to read?
January 2, 2019 at 5:54 pm
(January 2, 2019 at 5:46 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Too many recycled jokes in this thread   tread.

Fixed that for you.

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RE: Did nobody teach this guy to read?
January 2, 2019 at 6:12 pm
(January 2, 2019 at 5:54 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(January 2, 2019 at 5:46 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Too many recycled jokes in this thread   tread.

Fixed that for you.

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I was treading the obvious fix. Hmph
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RE: Did nobody teach this guy to read?
January 2, 2019 at 6:18 pm
(January 2, 2019 at 5:54 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(January 2, 2019 at 5:46 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Too many recycled jokes in this thread   tread.

Fixed that for you.

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CSI  has enhanced the video, now while you cant see his face, they  back up the police's account. It was Lance Armstrong.
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RE: Did nobody teach this guy to read?
January 2, 2019 at 6:20 pm
(January 2, 2019 at 6:18 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(January 2, 2019 at 5:54 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Fixed that for you.

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CSI  has enhanced the video, now while you cant see his face, they  back up the police's account. It was Lance Armstrong.

Maybe he thought that was the Tour de Gladstone.
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RE: Did nobody teach this guy to read?
January 2, 2019 at 6:44 pm
My favorite part of the video is if you max out the size of the video, and look to the right of the screen, and squint, you can see the police officer reach to the interior of the door to the right, it is a speck of a spot when the video is minimized. But you can see/ feel a bit of hesitation, when he grabs the inside handle, as if to say, " I know this guy is a fucking moron, but let me give him a chance to hang himself." That grab of the inside of the door came across as being deciding timing to get max results.
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RE: Did nobody teach this guy to read?
January 2, 2019 at 6:59 pm
(January 2, 2019 at 6:44 pm)Brian37 Wrote: My favorite part of the video is if you max out the size of the video, and look to the right of the screen, and squint, you can see the police officer reach to the interior of the door to the right, it is a speck of a spot when the video is minimized. But you can see/ feel a bit of hesitation, when he grabs the inside handle, as if to say, " I know this guy is a fucking moron, but let me give him a chance to hang himself." That grab of the inside of the door came across as being deciding timing to get max results.
My bet is the guy monitoring the screens told him to hang on a mo', to let the moron get the boltcutters onto the chain.
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RE: Did nobody teach this guy to read?
January 2, 2019 at 7:01 pm (This post was last modified: January 2, 2019 at 7:16 pm by Brian37.)
Maybe this perp was an obsessed Queen fan.




(January 2, 2019 at 6:59 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(January 2, 2019 at 6:44 pm)Brian37 Wrote: My favorite part of the video is if you max out the size of the video, and look to the right of the screen, and squint, you can see the police officer reach to the interior of the door to the right, it is a speck of a spot when the video is minimized. But you can see/ feel a bit of hesitation, when he grabs the inside handle, as if to say, " I know this guy is a fucking moron, but let me give him a chance to hang himself." That grab of the inside of the door came across as being deciding timing to get max results.
My bet is the guy monitoring the screens told him to hang on a mo', to let the moron get the boltcutters onto the chain.

After watching it a couple of times I agree. As soon as he hit the door with his hand, you get the feeling someone behind him was saying, "Not yet". And a split second later they said, "Go for it."
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RE: Did nobody teach this guy to read?
January 2, 2019 at 8:35 pm
(January 2, 2019 at 5:47 pm)unfogged Wrote: These are pretty tired jokes.

Are you getting wheely tyred of them?

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