I've got one really weird friend …

I won't use their real name so as to not embarrass them.

(November 27, 2019 at 2:18 am)ignoramus Wrote: I've got one really weird friend …

I won't use their real name so as to not embarrass them.

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I'll just refer to her as Beccs

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Who says we’re friends??

You've haven't killed me yet
That's gotta count for something, right?

(November 27, 2019 at 2:52 am)ignoramus Wrote: You've haven't killed me yet
That's gotta count for something, right?

I haven’t killed 7 billion people yet.

(November 27, 2019 at 4:23 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:

(November 27, 2019 at 2:52 am)ignoramus Wrote: You've haven't killed me yet
That's gotta count for something, right?

I haven’t killed 7 billion people yet.

Slacker.

Boru

That's one loooong to do list.

(November 26, 2019 at 8:51 am)Atomic Lava Wrote:  The guy is really strange. He often talks about how he doesn't need school or friends because he is too "intelligent" for the average person.

He sounds like a babe.

(November 27, 2019 at 7:48 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: That's one loooong to do list.

Not “to do”, just to kill.

My “to do list” is much shorter and has Hugh Jackman at the top of it.

(November 27, 2019 at 5:34 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:

(November 27, 2019 at 7:48 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: That's one loooong to do list.

Not “to do”, just to kill.

My “to do list” is much shorter and has Hugh Jackman at the top of it.

In that category my "to done" list is very, very short.

She's not exactly a friend, more a coworker, she was a bisexual girl who liked going to titty bars and cooing over ducks. You knew what was hers because she had lots of toy ducks (or, as she'd say it, "duckys") all over them. Personality-wise, it was like she was a little girl with the sex drive of Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, having hit on most of the women in the scene shop (some of these interactions may have crossed the line into sexual harrassment). The rear window of her car was filled with rubber ducks, and I can still recall hearing one time when another coworker was telling a story where she drove up to her driveway, and her mother saw her dancing in her car, and asked her "Is that [NAME REDACTED]?" She replied, "Umm... no." The mother responded "Are you sure, because there's lots of ducks everywhere." And I think she was there, and she still giggled at the prospect that one of her friends admitted she denied knowing her to her mother.