(December 21, 2019 at 5:42 pm)maxolla Wrote:

(December 21, 2019 at 5:30 pm)no one Wrote: Why is the creator of all that there is, constantly characterized as male?

Because he is male.

What exactly does that entail for you I wonder. Surely you don't mean that he carries sperm cells. Or has XY chromosomes (or XX in Birbs). So what is it that makes HIM a HE?

(December 21, 2019 at 5:46 pm)no one Wrote: How do you figure that?

One way to make sure a person is male is to suck their cock.

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(December 21, 2019 at 5:48 pm)Alex K Wrote:

(December 21, 2019 at 5:42 pm)maxolla Wrote: Because he is male.

What exactly does that entail for you I wonder. Surely you don't mean that he carries sperm cells. Or has XY chromosomes (or XX in Birbs). So what is it that makes HIM a HE?

Does he have a foreskin.

(December 21, 2019 at 5:52 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:

(December 21, 2019 at 5:48 pm)Alex K Wrote: What exactly does that entail for you I wonder. Surely you don't mean that he carries sperm cells. Or has XY chromosomes (or XX in Birbs). So what is it that makes HIM a HE?

Does he have a foreskin.

If not, I have questions. Who was the Mohel???

(December 21, 2019 at 5:56 pm)Alex K Wrote:

(December 21, 2019 at 5:52 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Does he have a foreskin.

If not, I have questions. Who was the Mohel???

And did he suck the severed foreskin off, giving God herpes in the process?

(December 21, 2019 at 6:00 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:

(December 21, 2019 at 5:56 pm)Alex K Wrote: If not, I have questions. Who was the Mohel???

And did he suck the severed foreskin off, giving God herpes in the process?

Herpes wasn't invented until The Fall

I guess

Since Maxtrolla doubts the Pastafarian calendar here goes:

711,538 days in a month calculated by aprox 29,647 hours in a day; [Verily my noodles take this long from my homeworld of Groombridge 1830 so sayeth me. Linguini 3:22]

Giving us 37,000,000 months Since it is told to us Xe visited the planet Earth every time he made a new species in the beginning [Behold, I give you the platypus, I was drunk.[Vermitelli 8:11]

4.44 million years in a year which seems confusing but only if you don't understand quantum time folding

FSM had a total of 10 visitations before returning to the cosmic ether

4.44 million by 10 is 4.5 billion, I'm not sure what those science nerds have for the earth age thou.

So yes Earth is 10 years old.


RAmen

(December 21, 2019 at 6:04 pm)Alex K Wrote:

(December 21, 2019 at 6:00 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: And did he suck the severed foreskin off, giving God herpes in the process?

Herpes wasn't invented until The Fall

I guess

No, He didn't spread herpes immediately, but we're all god's creations, even gangrene and brain cancer.

(December 21, 2019 at 6:04 pm)Alex K Wrote:

(December 21, 2019 at 6:00 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: And did he suck the severed foreskin off, giving God herpes in the process?

Herpes wasn't invented until The Fall

I guess

The Fall?

How many questions can a Maxolla avoid in one thread?

(December 21, 2019 at 6:18 pm)maxolla Wrote:

(December 21, 2019 at 6:04 pm)Alex K Wrote: Herpes wasn't invented until The Fall

I guess

The Fall?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fall_of_man

"For many Christian denominations, the doctrine of the fall is closely related to that of original sin. They believe that the fall brought sin into the world, corrupting the entire natural world,[...]"