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Who the Hell does God think he is??

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Who the Hell does God think he is??
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
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RE: Who the Hell does God think he is??
March 6, 2020 at 8:17 am
(March 5, 2020 at 9:50 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I'd love nothing more to get a blowjob from Angelina Jolie, but I would never place a bet on that ever happening, just like I know Santa isn't real.

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RE: Who the Hell does God think he is??
March 6, 2020 at 8:38 am
(March 6, 2020 at 8:17 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(March 5, 2020 at 9:50 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I'd love nothing more to get a blowjob from Angelina Jolie, but I would never place a bet on that ever happening, just like I know Santa isn't real.

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Isn't that Jessica Alba?

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RE: Who the Hell does God think he is??
March 6, 2020 at 12:06 pm
They have names....? I always miss that, so distracting.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Who the Hell does God think he is??
March 6, 2020 at 12:15 pm (This post was last modified: March 6, 2020 at 12:16 pm by Gawdzilla Sama.)
(March 6, 2020 at 8:38 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 6, 2020 at 8:17 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: [Image: aGQ1itO.gif]

Isn't that Jessica Alba?

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Yep.
(March 6, 2020 at 12:06 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: They have names....?  I always miss that, so distracting.
I just noticed there's a kid in the picture. That wasn't in the script, but it made it to the movie. Hehe
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