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What will you spend your stimulus check on?

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What will you spend your stimulus check on?
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What will you spend your stimulus check on?
March 26, 2020 at 5:30 pm
I have my eye on one of these - chambered in .40 S+W.

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RE: What will you spend your stimulus check on?
March 26, 2020 at 5:33 pm
I still have medical bills from being in the ER and having a nifty ambulance ride the first part of last month. I guess my virus check will pay some of that. <sigh>
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RE: What will you spend your stimulus check on?
March 26, 2020 at 5:35 pm
Practical....  I would do the same - but fortunately - I'm well in the black..... So - wants more'n needs.
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RE: What will you spend your stimulus check on?
March 26, 2020 at 5:53 pm
I will spend my check on navel lint, pocket lint, and dryer lint.
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RE: What will you spend your stimulus check on?
March 26, 2020 at 5:55 pm (This post was last modified: March 26, 2020 at 5:55 pm by Fireball.)
A few years ago when there was a large lottery prize in the offing, a TV reporter went to the street and asked people what they would buy if they won. One guy said, "Hookers and coke!". She blurted, "Well, that wasn't the answer we were looking for!" Hilarious

BoT, I'll just bank it. I have nothing I can think of at the moment that I want to buy.
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RE: What will you spend your stimulus check on?
March 26, 2020 at 6:01 pm
Stick it on a credit card that has 1000% interest hourly. Dodgy
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RE: What will you spend your stimulus check on?
March 26, 2020 at 6:04 pm
(March 26, 2020 at 6:01 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Stick it on a credit card that has 1000% interest hourly.  Dodgy

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RE: What will you spend your stimulus check on?
March 26, 2020 at 6:13 pm (This post was last modified: March 26, 2020 at 6:13 pm by ignoramus.)
No helicopter moula for me...

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RE: What will you spend your stimulus check on?
March 26, 2020 at 6:18 pm
You're just planning on using your check to rob whichever one of us has the coolest idea for our check, aren't you?
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RE: What will you spend your stimulus check on?
March 26, 2020 at 6:21 pm (This post was last modified: March 26, 2020 at 6:22 pm by ignoramus.)
(March 26, 2020 at 6:18 pm)no one Wrote: You're just planning on using your check to rob whichever one of us has the coolest idea for our check, aren't you?

He has no money now after buying a gun so he'll just take your food!

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