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RE: How bored are you?
April 14, 2020 at 10:02 pm
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At work.
(April 14, 2020 at 9:21 pm)Little lunch Wrote: My daughter is bored.
I just found a dead ant on the concrete pathway, circled in chalk, next to that it says, 'RIP - cause of death - unknown, he was dead when I got here.' :-)
There probably won't be any unchalked pathway tomorrow.
The small pedant in me wants to point out that the deceased would have been a 'She'.
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RE: How bored are you?
April 14, 2020 at 10:06 pm
(April 14, 2020 at 9:21 pm)Little lunch Wrote: My daughter is bored.
I just found a dead ant on the concrete pathway, circled in chalk, next to that it says, 'RIP - cause of death - unknown, he was dead when I got here.' :-)
There probably won't be any unchalked pathway tomorrow.
It's a well-known fact that if you follow ants on the sidewalk with a magnifying glass "to see what they look like", they generally start to smoke. 
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: How bored are you?
April 14, 2020 at 10:09 pm
I'm inventing family histories...
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: How bored are you?
April 14, 2020 at 10:11 pm
(April 14, 2020 at 10:02 pm)Peebo-Thuhlu Wrote: At work.
(April 14, 2020 at 9:21 pm)Little lunch Wrote: My daughter is bored.
I just found a dead ant on the concrete pathway, circled in chalk, next to that it says, 'RIP - cause of death - unknown, he was dead when I got here.' :-)
There probably won't be any unchalked pathway tomorrow.
The small pedant in me wants to point out that the deceased would have been a 'She'.
Anally-retentive AND educational.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: How bored are you?
April 14, 2020 at 10:11 pm
I could help.
We could start right at the beginning. ;-)
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RE: How bored are you?
April 15, 2020 at 12:27 am
Pretty bored..but more importantly..looking for economic opportunity outside of practical research funded by state or federal gov-mint.
This will be the first year that The Wife and I, as farmers, don't collect a check from the state. Downsizing for the lose.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: How bored are you?
April 15, 2020 at 3:49 am
(April 15, 2020 at 3:44 am)dovesong05 Wrote: does anyone here know about the jesus?
He mows my lawn.
But he's more A Jesus.
There are a lot of them.
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RE: How bored are you?
April 15, 2020 at 4:08 am
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(April 15, 2020 at 3:44 am)dovesong05 Wrote: does anyone here know about the jesus?
Never heard of the man. (This is an atheist forum, after all).
But, please describe him to us in great detail....
Caveat: we are open minded but not empty minded...
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Know God, Know fear.
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RE: How bored are you?
April 15, 2020 at 5:16 am
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(April 14, 2020 at 10:09 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I'm inventing family histories...
Can you ghost write one for me? Mine is pretty much crap. 
(April 15, 2020 at 3:44 am)dovesong05 Wrote: does anyone here know about the jesus?
I know his was the first penis in Mary's vagina if that story book you like so much is true.
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RE: How bored are you?
April 15, 2020 at 5:24 am
(April 15, 2020 at 5:16 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: (April 14, 2020 at 10:09 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I'm inventing family histories...
Can you ghost write one for me? Mine is pretty much crap.
(April 15, 2020 at 3:44 am)dovesong05 Wrote: does anyone here know about the jesus?
I know his was the first penis in Mary's vagina if that story book you like so much is true.
You want dictators, religious zealots, monsters, heroes, or aliens?
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