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Cliches you'd stab someone for using.
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RE: Cliches you'd stab someone for using.
May 1, 2020 at 10:13 am
(May 1, 2020 at 9:59 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I’m not a violent man by nature, but I’d likely go all stabby on anyone who used the phrase ‘Be sure to barbecue kittens, record the NFL without their permission, and rip the tags off of your mattress’ in my presence.


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RE: Cliches you'd stab someone for using.
May 1, 2020 at 10:16 am
(May 1, 2020 at 10:13 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(May 1, 2020 at 9:59 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I’m not a violent man by nature, but I’d likely go all stabby on anyone who used the phrase ‘Be sure to barbecue kittens, record the NFL without their permission, and rip the tags off of your mattress’ in my presence.


Boru

Just give it up and admit you love me.

Let’s just say I find you more interesting than athlete’s foot, but not nearly as interesting as gangrene.

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RE: Cliches you'd stab someone for using.
May 1, 2020 at 10:24 am
Stabbing people for uttering cliches...is this similar to being a "grammar Nazi" I wonder...
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May 1, 2020 at 10:52 am
(May 1, 2020 at 10:24 am)Editz Wrote: Stabbing people for uttering cliches...is this similar to being a "grammar Nazi" I wonder...

Just consider the source.
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May 1, 2020 at 10:54 am
(May 1, 2020 at 10:52 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(May 1, 2020 at 10:24 am)Editz Wrote: Stabbing people for uttering cliches...is this similar to being a "grammar Nazi" I wonder...

Just consider the source.

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May 1, 2020 at 10:54 am
Thoughts and Prayers.
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May 1, 2020 at 10:55 am
(May 1, 2020 at 10:54 am)Figbash Wrote: Thoughts and Prayers.

That sumss it up right there.
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May 1, 2020 at 11:52 am
When young people decided to replace "You're welcome" with "No problem," I realized I had become uncomfortably curmudgeonly.   I wanted to reply, "I don't care if it was a problem or not.  No, I hope it was.  I said 'thank you' dammit!"

I tried to fix the problem by never thanking a young person.  I couldn't do it.  It would just come out, and then I would cringe and brace for the improper, lazy response.  So I tried to desensitize myself by using their "no problem."  I couldn't be sincere.  I would say it in a stoner voice, like Tommy Chong.  That felt impolite, and I wanted to stab myself.

I had to adapt.  It's cool.  Everything's awesome.  No problem, man.
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RE: Cliches you'd stab someone for using.
May 1, 2020 at 12:00 pm
Get your GPS fixed, because the road to "give a fuck" does not start with me.
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May 1, 2020 at 12:03 pm
(May 1, 2020 at 12:00 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Get your GPS fixed, because the road to "give a fuck" does not start with me.
But the road to Hell is paved with good intentions and that was a Republican pork barrel project to boot.
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