^A man (probably the same one) sits down at the bar and orders a large gin. The barman sees he's got two blacked eyes and a bandage across his clearly broken nose. 'Were you in a car crash, mate?' he asks.
'Nah,' says the man. 'Argument with the wife.'
'Must have been some argument!'
'I really don't understand it. All I did was mention that we're both getting on a bit.'
'That's all? Surely, there was something else?'
'Well...she told me that her friends all say she's got the body of a 19-year-old.'
'And...?
'I told her she should give it back because she was getting it all wrinkled.'
Boru
'Nah,' says the man. 'Argument with the wife.'
'Must have been some argument!'
'I really don't understand it. All I did was mention that we're both getting on a bit.'
'That's all? Surely, there was something else?'
'Well...she told me that her friends all say she's got the body of a 19-year-old.'
'And...?
'I told her she should give it back because she was getting it all wrinkled.'
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
