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The beauty of Mount Rushmore before the carvings were made was unpresidented.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (May 25, 2020 at 12:28 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: The beauty of Mount Rushmore before the carvings were made was unpresidented. And you have the nerve to boo my Flaherty joke... Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(May 25, 2020 at 3:56 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(May 25, 2020 at 12:28 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: The beauty of Mount Rushmore before the carvings were made was unpresidented. Damned snoogins! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
‘I just signed up at a sky diving school.’
‘That’s great! How many successful jumps before you graduate?’ ‘All of them.’ Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
For Sale: Parachute, unused. One small stain.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Worthless inventions1.
Ejector seats in helicopters. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Benny O'Brien dies and end up at the pearly gates.
St Peter looks through his book and reads aloud, "Benny O'Brien. Top killer for the IRA. Responsible for 27 individual murders, blowing up 3 buses, a police station, and a mall." "That's right!" Replies Benny. "You can't come into heaven." "I don't want to come in," says Benny. "You and your lot have twelve hours to get out!" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
Tis a lie!
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