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RE: Random Thoughts
August 16, 2020 at 11:04 am
Televised golf is like a burned out car in a NYC parking space.


It's just useless shit taking up space that someone could really use.
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RE: Random Thoughts
August 16, 2020 at 4:59 pm (This post was last modified: August 16, 2020 at 5:00 pm by Sal.)
Would Sisyphus be more or less happy if he leveled up every time he got the boulder up to the top?

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2014-02-05
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RE: Random Thoughts
August 16, 2020 at 5:58 pm
No matter how many times you put a frozen beef patty in a pop-up toaster, it will never sing ‘Happy Birthday’.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Random Thoughts
August 16, 2020 at 6:52 pm
You can't fight city hall......


But you can leave a bag full of burning dogshit on the steps.......



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RE: Random Thoughts
August 16, 2020 at 6:54 pm
(August 16, 2020 at 6:52 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: You can't fight city hall......


But you can leave a bag full of burning dogshit on the steps.......



Dead Horse

You're armed to the teeth.

Technically, you can fight city hall...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Thoughts
August 16, 2020 at 7:32 pm
(August 16, 2020 at 6:54 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 16, 2020 at 6:52 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: You can't fight city hall......


But you can leave a bag full of burning dogshit on the steps.......



Dead Horse

You're armed to the teeth.

Technically, you can fight city hall...

True enough....


Doesn't mean I'd win, of course...
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RE: Random Thoughts
August 17, 2020 at 10:32 am
My religious family members are on a roll with posting their religious nonsense, so I just had to post the Praise Satan gif from The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina. Let them chew on that.
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RE: Random Thoughts
August 17, 2020 at 11:31 pm
When I was younger, I thought the vows went, awfully wedded.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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RE: Random Thoughts
August 18, 2020 at 11:17 am
Day two of no Internet and not being able to work.

Using my cellphone as a hotspot is reminiscent of the dial-up days. I half expect to hear the words, "You've Got Mail".
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RE: Random Thoughts
August 18, 2020 at 6:41 pm
The middle section of Frederick Forsyth's novel Day Of The Jackal (‘Anatomy Of A Manhunt’) is still, nearly fifty years on, the best police procedural ever written.

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