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The Holy Trinity
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Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet, Watch
Women, wine and wonderful food.
Insanity - Doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result
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RE: The Holy Trinity
October 13, 2020 at 6:58 am
(This post was last modified: October 13, 2020 at 7:06 am by Duty.)
(October 13, 2020 at 6:58 am)Lawz Wrote:(October 12, 2020 at 6:43 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet, Watch Oh yeah, just in case the Brazilian women's beach volleyball team happen to be reading - that's my secondary phone pictured in the OP : also unfortunately the gif of Hagrid doesn't seem to be working. RE: The Holy Trinity
October 13, 2020 at 8:09 am
(This post was last modified: October 13, 2020 at 8:42 am by Duty.)
Robbie Coltrane's character says it in the Brit Flick "Nuns on the Run."
(October 13, 2020 at 8:08 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:(October 12, 2020 at 6:43 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet, Watch Teh Intornetz Wrote:: The shaggy dog story that sets it up involves Catholic after Catholic parachuting out of the doomed plane, making the sign of the cross. Finally a rabbi signs in, and is questioned. He's making sure he's got the essentials, he replies, "Spectacles, testicles, watch and wallet." Joke, circa 1965 when I heard it.Above is the first thing I found on the internet. For me it was a joke that a priest and a rabbi get in a car accident and both emerge from the car fine and the priest crosses himself followed by the rabbi. The priest askes the rabbi why did you just cross yourself? He replies, "What? Oh, spectacles, testicles, wallet, watch."
Another version from Ireland’s premier atheist comedian:
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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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