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insult the holy spirit
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And get a free seat on the train directly to HELL!
TIL the only unforgivable sin is blasphemy against the holy spirit, so put your heretic hats on and leggo ![[Image: go-to-hell.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=ryansrally.org%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F10%2Fgo-to-hell.jpg) The holy spirit's mother was a hamster and his father smelled of elderberries!! NO REFUNDS  RE: insult the holy spirit
June 7, 2015 at 4:53 am
(This post was last modified: June 7, 2015 at 4:54 am by Thumpalumpacus.)
I'd rather insult Elmer Fudd ... there's more evidence for him.
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June 7, 2015 at 4:54 am
(This post was last modified: June 7, 2015 at 4:55 am by robvalue.)
I just got done slapping the Holy Spirit so hard he had to make himself visible just to beg me to stop.
He's a pathetic concept that doesn't even make any sense, a hangover from previous mythologies shoehorned into an already overcrowded monotheism. I'd kick him in the balls if he had any. He will be my bitch from now until I die. He's not the only fictional character I enjoy beating up of course. He? It? Whatever. Feel free to send me a private message.
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That's not how one blasphemes against Holy Spirit. You need to go to a crossroads at midnight, during new moon and pour a pint of lamb's blood over a dead shrew, while reciting "Lord's Prayer" in latin - backwards.
Don't you people know anything?
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
I was sick that day in satanic Friday School
So I sez to the Holy Spirit, I sez, 'Your family tree must be a cactus, because everyone on it is such a prick.'
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
The Mormons say the Holy Spirit doesn't have a physical body because he's been bad.
Some Mormons have speculated the Holy Spirit is Mrs. God, but that idea hasn't been canonized. At one time, Joe Smith denied there was a Holy Ghost, but later on the appeal of a very fucked up version of trinitarianism was better for his purposes than the relatively simple bitarianism he originally made up. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein  RE: insult the holy spirit
June 7, 2015 at 8:44 am
(This post was last modified: June 7, 2015 at 8:46 am by Chad32.)
(June 7, 2015 at 4:53 am)Parkers Tan Wrote: I'd rather insult Elmer Fudd ... there's more evidence for him. What kind of idiot goes out into the woods to shoots at animals with something capable of killing them, then cries over something when he thinks he actually killed it. This guy has some mental issues far beyond his speech impediment.
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html |
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