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Random Thoughts
RE: Random Thoughts
(March 2, 2021 at 10:02 pm)Angrboda Wrote:
(March 2, 2021 at 8:39 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: WTF is with these fast food peddlers selling a hamburger with french fries in the burger? Who the hell is eating this crap?

Are you so goddamned lazy that you can' t be bothered with eating a french fry separate from your sandwich?

How about we run it through a blender and you can suck it up through a straw - you lazy motherfucker?

Dodgy

And I suppose you eat the cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, ketchup, and mustard a la carte?  God, you're a douche bag.
Pickles, lettuce and tomato?

If I wanted a salad I wouldn' t have ordered a burger....


Razz
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(March 2, 2021 at 10:02 pm)Angrboda Wrote: And I suppose you eat the cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, ketchup, and mustard a la carte?  God, you're a douche bag.

Come now, everyone knows the most nutritious part of fast food is the paper bag and cardboard.
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"I am not a cat."

That's exactly what a cat would say!
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Well, yeah, because they're deities, not felines.
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'No thanks, I'm vegetarian' is a fun thing to say when someone tries to hand you their baby.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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Catch up on youngster lingo:

If you say so.
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You know what would be fun?

Go to a Catholic church and get at the end of the line for confessional... Make sure you're the last customer of the day..

Then when you get in - alternate confessing to routine boring stuff - and some really freaky, horrendous shit - beastiality, kidnapping, murder.....

See how long the priest goes before coming unglued...

Bring friends along and have a betting pool....bonus points if the priest loses his lunch....


The possibilities are endless...
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Did I seriously just change out of my "good" yoga pants into my "only wear around the house" yoga pants?
  
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius
                                      
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Apparently, my body cannot properly process peanuts.

Won't be eating them anymore.
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(March 3, 2021 at 11:19 pm)Eleven Wrote: Apparently, my body cannot properly process peanuts.

Won't be eating them anymore.

Did you suffer anaphylactic shock, or just a cubic meter of gas from a handful?  Hehe My problem is the latter of those two. I really hope that it wasn't anaphylactic shock.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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