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RE: Random Thoughts
March 3, 2021 at 1:44 am
"I am not a cat."
That's exactly what a cat would say!
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RE: Random Thoughts
March 3, 2021 at 1:46 am
Well, yeah, because they're deities, not felines.
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RE: Random Thoughts
March 3, 2021 at 6:44 am
'No thanks, I'm vegetarian' is a fun thing to say when someone tries to hand you their baby.
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RE: Random Thoughts
March 3, 2021 at 8:00 am
Catch up on youngster lingo:
If you say so.
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RE: Random Thoughts
March 3, 2021 at 9:31 am
You know what would be fun?
Go to a Catholic church and get at the end of the line for confessional... Make sure you're the last customer of the day..
Then when you get in - alternate confessing to routine boring stuff - and some really freaky, horrendous shit - beastiality, kidnapping, murder.....
See how long the priest goes before coming unglued...
Bring friends along and have a betting pool....bonus points if the priest loses his lunch....
The possibilities are endless...
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RE: Random Thoughts
March 3, 2021 at 2:19 pm
Did I seriously just change out of my "good" yoga pants into my "only wear around the house" yoga pants?
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RE: Random Thoughts
March 3, 2021 at 11:19 pm
Apparently, my body cannot properly process peanuts.
Won't be eating them anymore.
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RE: Random Thoughts
March 4, 2021 at 12:15 am
(March 3, 2021 at 11:19 pm)Eleven Wrote: Apparently, my body cannot properly process peanuts.
Won't be eating them anymore.
Did you suffer anaphylactic shock, or just a cubic meter of gas from a handful?
My problem is the latter of those two. I really hope that it wasn't anaphylactic shock.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.