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Dinosaurs Weren't in the Bible...They Never Even Existed.

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Dinosaurs Weren't in the Bible...They Never Even Existed.
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RE: Dinosaurs Weren't in the Bible...They Never Even Existed.
November 14, 2011 at 12:08 pm
Nicely done, Norfolk...

There is a class of creationist moron slightly higher on the intelligence scale than Waldork ( which doesn't take much, I grant) which holds that there were dinosaurs but they were all plant eaters before the "Fall."

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T-Rex must have hunted some killer cabbages with those!
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#92
RE: Dinosaurs Weren't in the Bible...They Never Even Existed.
November 14, 2011 at 12:24 pm
looks like one mega hungry rock.
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RE: Dinosaurs Weren't in the Bible...They Never Even Existed.
November 14, 2011 at 12:27 pm
Minimalist Wrote:T-Rex must have hunted some killer cabbages with those!
LOLROFLOL. Class Min
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#94
RE: Dinosaurs Weren't in the Bible...They Never Even Existed.
November 14, 2011 at 9:27 pm
(November 14, 2011 at 12:08 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Nicely done, Norfolk...

There is a class of creationist moron slightly higher on the intelligence scale than Waldork ( which doesn't take much, I grant) which holds that there were dinosaurs but they were all plant eaters before the "Fall."

T-Rex must have hunted some killer cabbages with those!

The trick is to get the cabbages while they're sleeping! You see prehistoric "cabbages" were made of red meat and coursing with blood.
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RE: Dinosaurs Weren't in the Bible...They Never Even Existed.
November 14, 2011 at 9:41 pm
Does he think Little Shop of Horrors is factual to some degree?
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RE: Dinosaurs Weren't in the Bible...They Never Even Existed.
November 14, 2011 at 9:51 pm
(October 19, 2011 at 12:34 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Apologies if some of you have seen this before, but Blake Smith of the Monster Talk podcast put it on Facebook yesterday and I've just got done skimming through it.

http://www.ocii.com/~dpwozney/dinosaurs.htm

This guy makes Art Bell seem sane.
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RE: Dinosaurs Weren't in the Bible...They Never Even Existed.
November 14, 2011 at 9:54 pm
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RE: Dinosaurs Weren't in the Bible...They Never Even Existed.
November 14, 2011 at 10:14 pm
(November 14, 2011 at 9:54 pm)Statler Waldorf Wrote: Even if you saw such things you’d invoke some rescue mechanism to explain it away. The Egyptians saw the River turn to blood and yet they didn’t all magically convert, this is not a matter of evidence, it’s a matter of hearts. If a person’s heart is left unregenerate all the evidence in the world cannot convince them.


Bingo.

I won't respond to the rest of the post.

Thank you for explaining your own problem so fully.
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RE: Dinosaurs Weren't in the Bible...They Never Even Existed.
November 14, 2011 at 10:28 pm
Though I do have to add my sorrow that Stat must never have taken basic biology in uni, and certainly not any evolutionary bio or paleontology classes, or he'd realize the difference between a set of enlarged canines to hold fruit, and a set of incisiform teeth for rending meat.
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RE: Dinosaurs Weren't in the Bible...They Never Even Existed.
November 14, 2011 at 10:33 pm
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Thanks, Stat, now we know that you are blind in addition to batshit crazy.

Those teeth look similar as all hell, don't they? Especially the flat ones in the back for grinding vegetation which are identical to the T-Rex's back teeth which are...... oh, no they aren't!

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