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Yule, Christmas & other holidays
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RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
December 17, 2021 at 10:07 am
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RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
December 17, 2021 at 2:31 pm
Sounds like your typical scenario for kidnapped children locked in the basement.

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
December 17, 2021 at 3:14 pm
^^^ Is this the basement at Comet Ping Pong? Panic
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RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
December 18, 2021 at 2:08 am
Have you ever wondered what is inside the gingerbread man? Now you know

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
December 18, 2021 at 12:07 pm
How many kids thought this was Santa? I mean, WTF!

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RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
December 18, 2021 at 12:33 pm
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#17
RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
December 18, 2021 at 6:11 pm (This post was last modified: December 18, 2021 at 6:17 pm by A. Secular Human.)
(December 17, 2021 at 9:13 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Cat owner's Christmas

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I'd put the cat in there, and the tree outside.
(December 16, 2021 at 5:21 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: FGSI8kSWQAgegT6?format=jpg&name=large]

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Reminiscent of the "Popcorn Surprise".
(December 17, 2021 at 2:31 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Sounds like your typical scenario for kidnapped children locked in the basement.

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Is it just me, or are the puppets trapped behind a pane of glass?
(December 18, 2021 at 12:33 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: santa-lookin-like-he-bout-to-risk-it-all-28624412.png]

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He needs to transfer that baby to his *right* arm, thus freeing up his left hand for a little "Jolly Old Elf" action!

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RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
December 18, 2021 at 10:04 pm
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RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
December 19, 2021 at 3:50 pm (This post was last modified: December 19, 2021 at 3:50 pm by Fake Messiah.)
Bacon: "Hold my beer."

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
December 19, 2021 at 7:47 pm
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