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The inventor of Autocorrect has died.
His funnel is tomato. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Me, "Do you sell condoms in xxxl sizes?"
Pharmacist, "Of course, ma'am." Me, "Do you mind if I stick around to see who buys them?" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
I saw a woman in the park with her toddler on a leash/harness. In all innocence I said, ‘Beautiful child - is he a rescue?’
People are so sensitive. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
RE: joke time
June 26, 2022 at 5:39 am
(This post was last modified: June 26, 2022 at 5:42 am by The Valkyrie.)
I just adopted a cat from a blacksmith.
I'd barely got him home when he made a bolt for the door. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  RE: joke time
June 26, 2022 at 8:33 am
(This post was last modified: June 26, 2022 at 8:35 am by purplepurpose.)
True story: I chatted with AI chatbot recently who was programmed to be a girl. I told her that I wanted to marry her. And AI chatbot told that I was a loser.
We had a small fire at work today, so we evacuated temporarily.
As the signs all say, I took the stairs. The people on the upper floors were pissed! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
I got my hands on the orange turd's nuclear code he had when he was in office..
"IAMADOUCHEBAGE45MRTINYHANDSWANTTOBONEIVANAINAT3WAYWHILESUCKINGPUTINSDICK#MARALAGOISAROACHMOTEL"  (June 29, 2022 at 11:14 am)Brian37 Wrote: I got my hands on the orange turd's nuclear code he had when he was in office.. Forgot the "K".
Disappointing theists since 1968!
I learn a LOT from the mistakes of people who've taken my advice.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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