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SCIENCE FINALLY PROVES....
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SCIENCE FINALLY PROVES....
Jesus Christ: Life, Suffering, Death & Resurrection!

All in ONE document; revealed by Scientists using the latest Technologies.

Here's your "repeatable, empirical evidence" .... So, I guess it's back to Rebellion?




Quis ut Deus?
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#2
RE: SCIENCE FINALLY PROVES....
Bullshit.
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RE: SCIENCE FINALLY PROVES....
(September 14, 2023 at 9:14 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Bullshit.

Hilarious
Quis ut Deus?
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#4
RE: SCIENCE FINALLY PROVES....
Got some pieces of the ark and of the cross to sell you. You seem open to believing that sort of thing.

How about some holy water that came from my faucet in the kitchen and I waved a rosary over it and mumbled some things that sound like Latin? Maybe in a spray bottle for better coverage.
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RE: SCIENCE FINALLY PROVES....
If it's repeatable wanna volunteer to be the next Messiah?
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RE: SCIENCE FINALLY PROVES....
And I have a shaker of Lot's wife in my pantry...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#7
RE: SCIENCE FINALLY PROVES....
Is this like an Onion thread or has somebody smoked too much crack?
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RE: SCIENCE FINALLY PROVES....
(September 14, 2023 at 9:35 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: And I have a shaker of Lot's wife in my pantry...

Is the Pope Catholic?  Does a bear shit in the woods?  Would a cow lick Lot's wife?

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RE: SCIENCE FINALLY PROVES....
Ah, his virgin daughters.
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#10
RE: SCIENCE FINALLY PROVES....
What... No scientific rebuttals?

All these insightful replies, and you didn't even need to watch the video!

Pretty well sums up your search for God... Nada
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