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How would you improve the human body?
#21
RE: How would you improve the human body?
I would set up asshole so that people fart famous arias. Like can you imagine if you fart out Diva Song from the 5th Element or Queen of the Night by Mozart or even Ave Diarrhea?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#22
RE: How would you improve the human body?
Shrink the brain, ditch the opposable thumb, limit lifespan to twenty four.
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
JH
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#23
RE: How would you improve the human body?
Eyes that are, and stay, 20/20. I have been wearing glasses for over 50 years. While I am used to them, I would love to not need them.
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#24
RE: How would you improve the human body?
Tusks and a floofy tail.
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#25
RE: How would you improve the human body?
Prehensile teeth!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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#26
RE: How would you improve the human body?
Adamantium claws that emerge from between my fingers when I get mad.

Oh wait. That's been done.
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#27
RE: How would you improve the human body?
A communications system that runs faster than a few bits per second.
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#28
RE: How would you improve the human body?
Four more limbs and parthenogenesis.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#29
RE: How would you improve the human body?
The ability to will yourself not to get pregnant.
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#30
RE: How would you improve the human body?
(May 29, 2024 at 6:09 pm)Paleophyte Wrote: A communications system that runs faster than a few bits per second
Okay, that one hit.  We'd be better musicians if we had better throughput.  The best music any of us has ever heard is already just at or just over our bandwidth.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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