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RE: How would you improve the human body?
May 28, 2024 at 6:12 pm
I would set up asshole so that people fart famous arias. Like can you imagine if you fart out Diva Song from the 5th Element or Queen of the Night by Mozart or even Ave Diarrhea?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: How would you improve the human body?
May 29, 2024 at 8:17 am
Shrink the brain, ditch the opposable thumb, limit lifespan to twenty four.
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RE: How would you improve the human body?
May 29, 2024 at 8:22 am
Eyes that are, and stay, 20/20. I have been wearing glasses for over 50 years. While I am used to them, I would love to not need them.
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RE: How would you improve the human body?
May 29, 2024 at 8:51 am
Prehensile teeth!
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RE: How would you improve the human body?
May 29, 2024 at 9:02 am
Adamantium claws that emerge from between my fingers when I get mad.
Oh wait. That's been done.
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RE: How would you improve the human body?
May 29, 2024 at 6:09 pm
A communications system that runs faster than a few bits per second.
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RE: How would you improve the human body?
May 29, 2024 at 6:14 pm
Four more limbs and parthenogenesis.
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RE: How would you improve the human body?
May 29, 2024 at 8:17 pm
The ability to will yourself not to get pregnant.
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RE: How would you improve the human body?
May 30, 2024 at 2:32 am
(This post was last modified: May 30, 2024 at 2:34 am by The Grand Nudger.)
(May 29, 2024 at 6:09 pm)Paleophyte Wrote: A communications system that runs faster than a few bits per second
Okay, that one hit. We'd be better musicians if we had better throughput. The best music any of us has ever heard is already just at or just over our bandwidth.
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