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Sexual congress/risky business
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Sexual congress/risky business
Where have you done the act when there was a foreseeable chance of being caught?

My earliest (13- 14yo), during a crash at a friends with his 17yo(?) sister. Their dad woke up, we didn't get caught in the act but it was close. He read us the riot act. (the friend was doing it with the sisters friend also)

Up side, as a virgin I learned a lot, down side, case of mono.
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RE: Sexual congress/risky business
On a rooftop overlooking an Orange Order parade. Security everywhere, didn’t get busted.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Sexual congress/risky business
(June 12, 2024 at 12:14 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: On a rooftop overlooking an Orange Order parade. Security everywhere, didn’t get busted.

Boru

bold: Pitched or flat?

Edit: the roof, not the partner.
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(June 12, 2024 at 12:19 pm)brewer Wrote:
(June 12, 2024 at 12:14 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: On a rooftop overlooking an Orange Order parade. Security everywhere, didn’t get busted.

Boru

bold: Pitched or flat?

She was pitched, roof was flat.

Boru
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Parked on a gravel road with the car windows quite steamed up when we were approached by two men from about a quarter mile away. We were naked; they were armed. The car was running because it was about zero degrees outside and supposedly the men's sisters were scared. We found other places to park where we weren't so likely to be shot.
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RE: Sexual congress/risky business
Second floor balcony in Byron Bay.

Christmas, in the early evening with shopping/holiday crowds below us.

If someone had looked up...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(June 12, 2024 at 3:34 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Second floor balcony in Byron Bay.

Christmas, in the early evening with shopping/holiday crowds below us.

If someone had looked up...

They have two story buildings there? I'm amazed.

Looked up what?
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RE: Sexual congress/risky business
(June 13, 2024 at 7:11 am)brewer Wrote:
(June 12, 2024 at 3:34 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Second floor balcony in Byron Bay.

Christmas, in the early evening with shopping/holiday crowds below us.

If someone had looked up...

They have two story buildings there? I'm amazed.

Looked up what?

Yeah.

We even have 3 and 4 story buildings!

Look up anything.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Sexual congress/risky business
I'm kinda bummed that this thread hasn't had more traffic.

OK, second time. Girl friends living room couch. I'm giving her oral and her dad comes up the stairs and saw the whole thing. She panicked and I hit the front door like a rabbit, Never saw her, romantically again.
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In hindsight, I can think of a couple situations where I might have been caught in a solo act.

Naturally, I did not wear my hearing aids to bed. So even if I thought that I was being as quiet as I could, who knows if I was still making enough noise to rouse my grandparents.

It was a double wide trailer, and those things are still small and have thin walls. As a teenager going through puberty, I discovered that my grandfather had a porno tape. In the middle of the night, when I assumed my grandparents were sleeping, I would put the tape in, ensure the volume was low or on mute, and play with myself in the living room next to my bedroom. A grandparent could have easily peeked in on the action from the window in the wall between living room and kitchen.

Sometimes I would use my imagination instead of being brave enough to watch the tape. I would stay in bed and play. Of course, I did not think to close my bedroom door, so again a grandparent could have been peeking.
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