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100 men vs Gorilla
May 2, 2025 at 7:49 am
I picked 100 men to win.
I think 100 men vs decently large bear is more interesting, and for that i pick bear to win.
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RE: 100 men vs Gorilla
May 2, 2025 at 7:54 am
Gorilla. After he will fuck up one man rest will run away. Or try to. Assuming hand to hand combat that is.
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RE: 100 men vs Gorilla
May 2, 2025 at 7:58 am
(May 2, 2025 at 7:54 am)Ivan Denisovich Wrote: Gorilla. After he will fuck up one man rest will run away. Or try to. Assuming hand to hand combat that is. There is some truth to this but I think in circumstances where the battle is forced, as in some arena, eventually the gorilla will get tired of beating humans to death. After beating 40 to death there's still another 60 to go and I can't see that happening even for a gorilla.
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RE: 100 men vs Gorilla
May 2, 2025 at 8:36 am
(May 2, 2025 at 7:58 am)paulpablo Wrote: (May 2, 2025 at 7:54 am)Ivan Denisovich Wrote: Gorilla. After he will fuck up one man rest will run away. Or try to. Assuming hand to hand combat that is. There is some truth to this but I think in circumstances where the battle is forced, as in some arena, eventually the gorilla will get tired of beating humans to death. After beating 40 to death there's still another 60 to go and I can't see that happening even for a gorilla.
It may be I guess. Not like it will be ever checked and if it would then, well it would hardly matter one way or another.
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RE: 100 men vs Gorilla
May 2, 2025 at 9:28 am
(May 2, 2025 at 7:49 am)paulpablo Wrote: I picked 100 men to win.
I think 100 men vs decently large bear is more interesting, and for that i pick bear to win.
Gorillas are more about displays of aggression than actual aggression. So men would easily win.
A large bear would be difficult to beat in comparison.
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RE: 100 men vs Gorilla
May 2, 2025 at 11:47 am
Couldn't you see Trump annexing the Roman Colosseum so that he can send Illegal immigrants there to fight wild animals in pay per view matches?
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RE: 100 men vs Gorilla
May 2, 2025 at 12:12 pm
I’d rather see 100 gorillas against 1 man. Gorillas who have had a REALLY bad day.
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RE: 100 men vs Gorilla
May 2, 2025 at 12:13 pm
I heard them talking about this on the radio yesterday. I wasn't totally tuned in, but the DJs were saying if you took a sampling of 100 men and then started deducting from the group due to illness, age, mobility issues, etc...you wouldn't really have 100 able-bodied men when all was said and done.
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RE: 100 men vs Gorilla
May 2, 2025 at 12:20 pm
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(May 2, 2025 at 12:13 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I heard them talking about this on the radio yesterday. I wasn't totally tuned in, but the DJs were saying if you took a sampling of 100 men and then started deducting from the group due to illness, age, mobility issues, etc...you wouldn't really have 100 able-bodied men when all was said and done.
But if you started with 100 men in peak physical condition, you wouldn’t have 100 able-bodied men at the end of the fight. You’d have a dead gorilla, sure, but you also have some dead men, some permanently disabled men, some men requiring extended hospital stays, etc.
This is one of those idiotic things that keeps the internet alive. It’s not even an interesting contest.
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RE: 100 men vs Gorilla
May 2, 2025 at 12:23 pm
(May 2, 2025 at 12:12 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I’d rather see 100 gorillas against 1 man. Gorillas who have had a REALLY bad day.
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