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RE: 100 men vs Gorilla
May 2, 2025 at 12:35 pm
(May 2, 2025 at 12:20 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (May 2, 2025 at 12:13 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I heard them talking about this on the radio yesterday. I wasn't totally tuned in, but the DJs were saying if you took a sampling of 100 men and then started deducting from the group due to illness, age, mobility issues, etc...you wouldn't really have 100 able-bodied men when all was said and done.
But if you started with 100 men in peak physical condition, you wouldn’t have 100 able-bodied men at the end of the fight. You’d have a dead gorilla, sure, but you also have some dead men, some permanently disabled men, some men requiring extended hospital stays, etc.
This is one of those idiotic things that keeps the internet alive. It’s not even an interesting contest.
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RE: 100 men vs Gorilla
May 2, 2025 at 1:30 pm
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Let’s try some more interesting contests. Here’s a few that fairly leap to mind:
-16 Thomson’s gazelles against 4 spitting cobras.
-8 fruit bats against 25 poison dart frogs.
-9 honey badgers against Dwayne Johnson.
-426 Nile crocodiles against 6 hippos.
Are you not entertained? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
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RE: 100 men vs Gorilla
May 2, 2025 at 2:29 pm
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Let’s try some more interesting contests. Here’s a few that fairly leap to mind:
-16 Thomson’s gazelles against 4 spitting cobras.
My moneys on the gazelles cobras only have so much venom
-8 fruit bats against 25 poison dart frogs.
The frogs
-9 honey badgers against Dwayne Johnson.
Dwayne Johnson is 7 kinds of fucked
-426 Nile crocodiles against 6 hippos.
The crocodiles hippos have shit stamina
Are you not entertained? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
Yes
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RE: 100 men vs Gorilla
May 2, 2025 at 2:33 pm
How about a scrum? 100 footballers versus 100 monkeys
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RE: 100 men vs Gorilla
May 2, 2025 at 2:38 pm
(May 2, 2025 at 2:33 pm)Angrboda Wrote: How about a scrum? 100 footballers versus 100 monkeys Those footballers are screwed monkeys are flipping vicious
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RE: 100 men vs Gorilla
May 2, 2025 at 2:44 pm
(May 2, 2025 at 2:38 pm)The Architect Of Fate Wrote: (May 2, 2025 at 2:33 pm)Angrboda Wrote: How about a scrum? 100 footballers versus 100 monkeys Those footballers are screwed monkeys are flipping vicious
100 footballers versus 100 bonobos?
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RE: 100 men vs Gorilla
May 2, 2025 at 2:44 pm
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RE: 100 men vs Gorilla
May 2, 2025 at 2:48 pm
(May 2, 2025 at 2:44 pm)Angrboda Wrote: (May 2, 2025 at 2:38 pm)The Architect Of Fate Wrote: Those footballers are screwed monkeys are flipping vicious
100 footballers versus 100 bonobos?
Them teeth don't lie
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RE: 100 men vs Gorilla
May 2, 2025 at 2:48 pm
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May 2, 2025 at 2:50 pm
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