I'm waiting for Trump to post something along the ines of "WEAK "GOD"! VERY LOW ENERGY! SAD!" and announce a boycott of the afterlife.
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Will Trump go to Heaven?
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Or that he launches his own afterlife business with him as the boss.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
RE: Will Trump go to Heaven?
October 21, 2025 at 2:44 am
(This post was last modified: October 21, 2025 at 2:45 am by The Grand Nudger.)
(October 21, 2025 at 2:09 am)Paleophyte Wrote: I'm waiting for Trump to post something along the ines of "WEAK "GOD"! VERY LOW ENERGY! SAD!" and announce a boycott of the afterlife. Gods letting the wrong people in. Everyone is laughing at god. If it keeps up like that we won't even have a heaven anymore. Trumps gonna run his heaven like he ran his casinos. More police, less latinos.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
 (October 21, 2025 at 12:40 am)Jackalope Wrote: I'm reminded of a proverb about needles and camels. 'It is easier for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven than it is for a camel to.' - Rowan Atkinson Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Part of me is reminded of Jimmy Savile, the famed British media man famous for two things:
1) Raising a fuckton of money for charity. 2) Being one of the most prolific sex offenders in recorded history. Apparently, at least if the Netflix doco about him is any indication, he did #1 to offset any salvation-related issues caused by #2. He died with his fingers crossed, hoping that this plan would work. I imagine this, but then I think “is Trump actually doing any good that would actually help anybody but himself? Or his obscenely rich and/or obscenely racist buddies?” Even the ceasefire in Gaza (which I can only assume is what makes him think he’s earned a Nobel Peace Prize) doesn’t seem to be holding.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
![[Image: harmlesskitchen.png]](https://i.postimg.cc/yxR97P23/harmlesskitchen.png) I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.  
Hell will be standing for all eternity on the bottom stair of a motionless escalator that leads to The Pearly Gates.
 (October 21, 2025 at 7:48 pm)Angrboda Wrote: If you use enough dynamite he will. You may be on to something here. Remember that underground nuke test that blew a manhole cover into space? All we gotta do is get the man to stand on top of one of those and set off a nuke under it. Boom, straight to heaven amirite?  (October 21, 2025 at 8:42 pm)Jackalope Wrote:Ew. Given the rate of acceleration (to get an object to leave the earth and not return, it has to exceed 7 miles per second, initially (physics mechanics test question, from way back). There will be some bones (maybe) on that cover, and the rest of the toxic stew that he is comprised of will disperse around the world just like Plutonium from a nuke. Just ICK.(October 21, 2025 at 7:48 pm)Angrboda Wrote: If you use enough dynamite he will.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
(October 21, 2025 at 9:20 pm)Fireball Wrote:(October 21, 2025 at 8:42 pm)Jackalope Wrote: You may be on to something here.Ew. Given the rate of acceleration (to get an object to leave the earth and not return, it has to exceed 7 miles per second, initially (physics mechanics test question, from way back). There will be some bones (maybe) on that cover, and the rest of the toxic stew that he is comprised of will disperse around the world just like Plutonium from a nuke. Just ICK. Musk is posting about the possibility of building a maglev train to link the U.S. and Europe. Maybe he could make a second one to launch Trump toward heaven. ![[Image: extraordinarywoo-sig.jpg]](https://i.postimg.cc/zf86M5L7/extraordinarywoo-sig.jpg) |
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