Wow, this can't be a coincidence.

I continue to be awed by the never-ending parade of bizzarro shit you manage to dig up for this thread.

(January 25, 2026 at 12:17 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Vikings announcer Paul Allen pushed ‘paid protesters’ conspiracy in Minneapolis

Minnesota Vikings announcer Paul Allen appears to believe that “paid protesters” are part of the massive groups of people in and around Minneapolis dissenting and protesting the aggressive tactics and violence related to Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents and other federal agents, which has now led to several deaths.

During Friday’s episode of The Paul Allen Show on Twin Cities radio station KFAN, Allen, Chad Greenway, and Alec Lewis opened the show discussing the intense cold weather in the region.

Umprompted, Allen then interjected by asking, “In conditions like this, do paid protesters get hazard pay? Those are the things that I’ve been thinking about this morning.”

“Yeah, probably not going to touch that one,” replied one of the other hosts.

A few minutes later, the conversation switched to football, and Allen once again worked a paid-protester reference into a discussion about NFL coaching hires.

“Everybody’s catching strays this week. [Brian] Flores, Kevin Stefanski from Baker [Mayfield], Charlie ‘Biyatch’ caught one out of nowhere. They’re just all over, paid protesters caught one this morning,” he said, referencing his earlier comments.

At some point on Saturday morning, Allen posted on X about former Minnesota Golden Gophers basketball player and Big Ten Network college basketball analyst Parker Fox, praising his strong television work by saying he was “firing bullets.” He would later delete that post and offer an apology, saying he “did not know at that time about the shooting of a man in MPLS. I do now and yanked the tweet because my description of his performance lacked tact given the current situation.”

Allen then posted several times about the ongoing situation in Minneapolis as federal agents continued to clash with protesters, often using violent tactics.

“I have to stop watching all this for a little bit,” Allen wrote on X. “I’m so sad this terror is happening all around us here in MN. I just prayed to God’s will for it to somehow stop and now and started crying. I truly am sorry for all hurting like me through this, and I just want us to be a Love Covenant again. Truly. Let’s all pray this stops somehow because it’s awful. And no more cheap one-liners from me.”

https://awfulannouncing.com/nfl/vikings-...polis.html

As I understand it, the protesters are perfectly happy to hate ICE for free.

Boru

(January 26, 2026 at 11:40 am)AFTT47 Wrote: I continue to be awed by the never-ending parade of bizzarro shit you manage to dig up for this thread.

I'm sure there's a simple conspiracy theory that explains his amazing production of bizarro shit.

There you go, you want to see aliens? Get a job at a nuclear power plant.

Quote:America's nuclear sites secretly invaded by thousands of UFOs, new report reveals

Crowdsourced platform Enigma revealed to the Daily Mail that there have been more than 2,800 'unidentified aerial sightings' over 90 US nuclear plants or nuclear weapons facilities over the last eight decades.

The new report detailed sightings of objects often described as glowing orbs, disks, spheres, cylinders, or triangles hovering or flying in precise patterns within 25 miles of these nuclear sites.

One of the most recent reports from April 2025 captured video of a glowing orange ball changing shape while flying over Bear, Delaware, which is located near the Salem Nuclear Power Plant and Hope Creek Nuclear Generating Station in New Jersey.

'It just kept getting bigger, disappearing, bigger, disappearing. I thought it was just a star at first, or just a plane from a distance. Then I realized it got a lot, lot closer and kept getting closer and bigger. Then it started flashing,' the witness described.

'It wasn't a drone. It wasn't mechanical. It would actually morph into different shapes.'

More than 70 of these reports specifically referenced UFOs with metallic or reflective surfaces flying over bases in broad daylight during the early dawn hours.

One witness near the Salem nuclear power plant claimed that several small objects hovering over the facility seemed to combine into one large UFO in February 2024.

'I was coming up to the Salem hospital and saw these four lights in a square hovering over the building, it looked like, but the closer I got, they seemed to disappear,' the witness revealed.

'So I started recording, and you see all these little lights going into the big bright one and not coming back out.'

Although the Pentagon's All-domain Anomaly Resolution Office is charged with investigating reports of UFOs, the military has maintained that there has never been any physical evidence that proves extraterrestrials or UFOs exist.

Researchers detailed how witnesses claimed they saw UFOs over two major nuclear disasters - the 1986 reactor meltdown in Chernobyl, Ukraine and the 2011 accident in Fukushima, Japan.

In Chernobyl, a bright cylindrical object was reportedly seen hovering near the burning remnants of the nuclear plant's Reactor 4. There has never been any confirmation that the radiation dipped after the sighting, as some have claimed.

During the Japanese meltdown, similar glowing objects were allegedly flying over the damaged reactor; however, these sightings were later suggested to be foreign drones conducting surveillance of the accident.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/...veals.html

Ilhan Omar Attack Sparks MAGA Conspiracy Theories

Omar was sprayed with an unknown liquid by a man wielding a syringe during a Minneapolis town hall on Tuesday. He was restrained by police and booked into county jail for third-degree assault.

Several MAGA figures have said they do not believe the attack was real, with President Donald Trump himself saying: “She probably had herself sprayed, knowing her."

The attack on Omar unfolded amid heightened tensions over federal immigration enforcement in Minneapolis, where two U.S. citizens have been shot dead by federal agents—Renee Good, who was killed on January 7, and Alex Pretti, also 37, who was killed on Saturday.

The resulting rhetoric around the attack on Omar, including the doubts over whether it was real, illustrates how violent incidents targeting public officials can be swiftly repurposed into political narratives.

Omar was not injured and continued with her remarks once the man had been subdued, saying: "Here's the reality that people like this ugly man don't understand; we are Minnesota strong and we will stay resilient in the face of whatever they might throw at us.”

Several MAGA figures have cast doubts over whether the attack was genuine, including conservative influencer Laura Loomer, who posted on X: “This is the most staged thing I have ever seen in my life. I’m calling for an immediate investigation into whether Ilhan Omar staged the spraying of her body at her Townhall tonight to distract from new reports over her marriage fraud and accumulation of $30 million worth of wealth on a $180,000 per year salary.

“There must be an investigation into this known fraudster. This looks very staged, and I would not be surprised if Ilhan set this up herself so she could cry victim as President Trump is exposing her and as Congress and the DOJ [Department of Justice] are investigating her and her husband.”

Conservative social media commentator Zeek Arkham said in a post on X: “I’m not saying the incident with Ilhan Omar was staged, but a sitting congresswoman is at an event where an unknown man gets up and sprays an unknown liquid on her.

“She then bravely runs towards him, without reflexive safety reaction as most people would do, to tune him up as her security gets there, without concern for her own safety.

“Then, instead of taking her to a hospital to get checked out regarding this unknown liquid, she continues her speech as if nothing happened. Totally, totally wasn’t staged.”

Political commentator David J. Freeman said in a post on X: “Why would I not think the Ilhan Omar incident was staged…? EVERYTHING THE LEFT DOES IS FAKE AND STAGED.”

ABC News senior political correspondent Rachel Scott spoke to the president by phone on Tuesday evening, and Trump said he hadn't seen a video of the incident.

"I don't think about her. I think she's a fraud," he was reported as saying. "She probably had herself sprayed, knowing her."

https://www.newsweek.com/ilhan-omar-atta...s-11429516


Well, if Ilhan Omar sprayed herself, then Donald Trump staged his botched assassination and poured himself with ketchup because it would not be beneath him to do it.

(Yesterday at 11:35 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Ilhan Omar Attack Sparks MAGA Conspiracy Theories

Omar was sprayed with an unknown liquid by a man wielding a syringe during a Minneapolis town hall on Tuesday. He was restrained by police and booked into county jail for third-degree assault.

Several MAGA figures have said they do not believe the attack was real, with President Donald Trump himself saying: “She probably had herself sprayed, knowing her."

The attack on Omar unfolded amid heightened tensions over federal immigration enforcement in Minneapolis, where two U.S. citizens have been shot dead by federal agents—Renee Good, who was killed on January 7, and Alex Pretti, also 37, who was killed on Saturday.

The resulting rhetoric around the attack on Omar, including the doubts over whether it was real, illustrates how violent incidents targeting public officials can be swiftly repurposed into political narratives.

Omar was not injured and continued with her remarks once the man had been subdued, saying: "Here's the reality that people like this ugly man don't understand; we are Minnesota strong and we will stay resilient in the face of whatever they might throw at us.”

Several MAGA figures have cast doubts over whether the attack was genuine, including conservative influencer Laura Loomer, who posted on X: “This is the most staged thing I have ever seen in my life. I’m calling for an immediate investigation into whether Ilhan Omar staged the spraying of her body at her Townhall tonight to distract from new reports over her marriage fraud and accumulation of $30 million worth of wealth on a $180,000 per year salary.

“There must be an investigation into this known fraudster. This looks very staged, and I would not be surprised if Ilhan set this up herself so she could cry victim as President Trump is exposing her and as Congress and the DOJ [Department of Justice] are investigating her and her husband.”

Conservative social media commentator Zeek Arkham said in a post on X: “I’m not saying the incident with Ilhan Omar was staged, but a sitting congresswoman is at an event where an unknown man gets up and sprays an unknown liquid on her.

“She then bravely runs towards him, without reflexive safety reaction as most people would do, to tune him up as her security gets there, without concern for her own safety.

“Then, instead of taking her to a hospital to get checked out regarding this unknown liquid, she continues her speech as if nothing happened. Totally, totally wasn’t staged.”

Political commentator David J. Freeman said in a post on X: “Why would I not think the Ilhan Omar incident was staged…? EVERYTHING THE LEFT DOES IS FAKE AND STAGED.”

ABC News senior political correspondent Rachel Scott spoke to the president by phone on Tuesday evening, and Trump said he hadn't seen a video of the incident.

"I don't think about her. I think she's a fraud," he was reported as saying. "She probably had herself sprayed, knowing her."

https://www.newsweek.com/ilhan-omar-atta...s-11429516


Well, if Ilhan Omar sprayed herself, then Donald Trump staged his botched assassination and poured himself with ketchup because it would not be beneath him to do it.

(Bold mine)

Every accusation is a confession.

Boru

Monster Winter Storm Awakens ‘The Leviathan’ On Social Media

The monster ice storm sparked a wave of posts claiming that the Leviathan is waking up near Virginia—here’s the bizarre conspiracy theory and meme, explained.

One unexpected fallout of the monster storm that hit the U.S. was the resulting commentary on Facebook and Threads, with conspiratorial users claiming that the winter weather had been artificially engineered to hide the Leviathan.

Apparently, the gargantuan sea monster has been awakened from a long slumber.

The world is a magical place for some social media users, and Leviathan-enthusiasts saw what they believed to be the creature in a weather map, the post pointing to a shape that resembles a great sea serpent.

"people on threads think a giant (like, new jersey-sized) monster is rising out of the ocean, the cold weather is related, and the military is suppressing the story"

On X, many commentators took a liking to the idea of a kaiju approaching U.S. shores, and expressed their support for the sea beast.

Others couldn’t help but nitpick the “plot holes” in the theory: My favorite part of this is that the rock formation they seem to think is Leviathan is actually south of South America, and its "head" alone is nearly 1,500 miles long. If this thing was real it would dwarf the US

https://www.forbes.com/sites/danidiplaci...ial-media/

On these winter days, look around your home if you are surrounded by real ice or NASA engineered ice which was developed to control you.

Quote:The conservative commentator, Candace Owens, took to X to complain about ice not melting on trees in 30-degree weather, leaving followers scratching their heads.

“Back online after internet blackout. I grew up in Connecticut and have truly never seen an ice like this ever. The temperature is 30 degrees but the ice on our tree tops is not melting at all. Never seen anything like this. Anybody else?” Owens wrote.

She followed up with another post, trying to explain the phenomenon. “I will take a video to show you guys what I mean but it’s almost like dry ice. And it’s taking out an absurd amount of trees. Again — 30 degrees and none of the ice is dripping from the trees."

Readers added context alerts to both posts, noting that the temperature she mentioned is below freezing.

Owens responded to a few people on X, one being a man who blamed the lack of melting ice on "chemically engineered weather."

"The snow feels nothing like the snow we grew up with— that’s for sure. I’ve always thought this is the true purpose of NASA. Spraying chemicals and weather modification," Owens responded. "The stuff the soldiers said we first did during the Korean War."

Another user wrote, "Ice won't drip till the sun is hitting it and it's like 32 or 33," to which Owens responded, "Yes, I should be clearer here — on my deck it’s always about 10 degrees warmer than the temperature because of the sun. Will drop a video because we have a temperature gauge on the deck. Standby."

However, the commentator never shared a video.

https://www.aol.com/articles/candace-owe...30337.html