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RE: Stupid things religious people say
9 hours ago
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(Yesterday at 2:46 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Again?
Like clockwork.
Missed the date? No worries. Make an excuse, re-calibrate, throw another dart at a calendar and proclaim
that day will really be it.
And, pass that collection plate a few more times.
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
5 hours ago
(9 hours ago)Ravenshire Wrote: (Yesterday at 2:46 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Again?
Like clockwork.
Missed the date? No worries. Make an excuse, re-calibrate, throw another dart at a calendar and proclaim that day will really be it.
And, pass that collection plate a few more times.
My favourite story of this kind is when William Miller's prediction of the Second Coming in 1843 failed to materialize (resulting in 'The Great Disappointment'), some of his followers insisted that Jesus had indeed returned. If the rest of us didn't notice, that was
our lookout.
Boru
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