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Finally, Someone Took a Useful Shit
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Finally, Someone Took a Useful Shit
http://www.loweringthebar.net/2012/01/pe...cates.html

I'm not kidding - bird guano has practical uses.

Unlike the shit Kentucky spews out.

Like the governor deciding it was okay to give the Creationist theme park a tax ride, but schools don't need more funding.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/alexknapp/20...heme-park/
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RE: Finally, Someone Took a Useful Shit
Kentucky is as kentucky does...

which isnt much
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#3
RE: Finally, Someone Took a Useful Shit
Highly symbolic action by that penguin.

Must be one of us.
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#4
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Hasn't bat guano had a lot of practical uses over the years? This may be an urban legend, but I heard once that they use it in makeup.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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It was used in gunpowder and fertilizer for sure.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAl1i_K_q...lf=g-all-a
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Yep, let's cut education and keep kids stupid and believing in the bible. I guess Kentucky is trying to replace Mississippi for the state with the worst education system.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: Finally, Someone Took a Useful Shit
(January 26, 2012 at 11:58 am)reverendjeremiah Wrote: Kentucky is as kentucky does...


Nice subtle reference to Forest Gump.Cool Shades
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