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Noah's Ark
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Noah's Ark
We all know this story is bullshit, but I just had a debate with a Christian about this issue and it's still fresh on my mind so here it goes. A foreword, math is not my strong point and this was a quick write up as I'm currently at work, so if someone more mathematically inclined would like to fix my values go right ahead.

As of 2010, there are 1.7 million known species on Earth. Let's give the Christians the benefit of the doubt and remove Fish (31,300), Crustaceans (47,000), Corals (2,175) and Algae (13,201). Let's also condense the insects down to say, 25,000 from 1,000,000 for space sake. This lowers to number of species to a paltry 631,324. Double that and you have 1,262,648 animals. Each animal requires it's own space and it's own food to survive for 40 days and 40 nights. Some animals are much larger then others and some are much smaller. To reach an easy medium of space needed, let's say that all these animals need approximately the space and food a human would need. A human could survive for a little over a month in say, a 6x4' (24sq ft) room or so. Using this logic, the Ark would have needed to be 30,303,552sq feet just to store the animals. That's 1.08699sq miles. This is before you take in to account the amount of food and fresh water needed to sustain all these animals. Now obviously the boat would have been boat shaped and not a square. If you just take the 6 foot rooms needed and multiply it by the number of species you end up with a ship that is 1434 miles long, almost half the distance across the United States...

It's ridiculous to think that Noah would have been able to build something this massive, gather all these creatures, gather all the supplies, keep 1,262,648 fed and hydrated and managed to clean the feces from said animals several times a day.
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RE: Noah's Ark
Old story Morshun... please use the search feature on this site for that arguments you are looking for.
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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RE: Noah's Ark
I think it's ridiculous to even bother going into the maths as though to even give it any credit as a plausible scenario.
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RE: Noah's Ark
(March 15, 2012 at 9:23 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Old story Morshun... please use the search feature on this site for that arguments you are looking for.

I was positive this had probably been brought up before, just sharing... The person I was debating with closed the conversation and I was unable to complete my response so I suppose I just spilled that here.
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RE: Noah's Ark
Do a search honey...yo will find a great deal of information on this site. Courtesy of Min et al
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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RE: Noah's Ark
Yeah, it's been thoroughly debunked in every conceivable way. From the boat's unstable design, it's weight, it's size, the problems with only two of every animal (inbreeding, feeding, hydration, hygiene, space, the distance the animals would have to cover and going into areas lacking certain foods that they would require for survival ), the lack of evidence to support the claim that there was some global flood. On a few threads I think. It has been shot, stabbed, punched, kicked, hanged and completely burnt. We're just kicking ash now. Tongue
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan

Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.

Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.

You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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#7
RE: Noah's Ark
Well I apologize for the redundant thread then, just trying to be part of the community and all that. Wink
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#8
RE: Noah's Ark
Rather tedious if you ask me....

The subject has been done to the death...please use "Search" facility before posting. Angry
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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RE: Noah's Ark
(March 15, 2012 at 9:33 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Rather tedious if you ask me....

The subject has been done to the death...please use "Search" facility before posting. Angry

You've said this 3 times, and I've apologized 3 times.
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RE: Noah's Ark
(March 15, 2012 at 9:35 am)Mosrhun Wrote:
(March 15, 2012 at 9:33 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Rather tedious if you ask me....

The subject has been done to the death...please use "Search" facility before posting. Angry

You've said this 3 times, and I've apologized 3 times.

So have you used the search facility 3 times?? Angry

My tag doesn't say "Grumpy Old WHORE" for nothing ya know... Tongue
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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