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Poll: When I'm having sex ...
This poll is closed.
I know my god is watching, and he's probably mad.
2.63%
1 2.63%
I'm usually by myself.
10.53%
4 10.53%
I grin and bear it because it's so disgusting.
2.63%
1 2.63%
I'm often drunk and in someone's car.
5.26%
2 5.26%
I'm just releasing all my pent-up issues through my fun parts.
10.53%
4 10.53%
I'm at my best! I'm an incredible fuck!
31.58%
12 31.58%
I make the baby jesus cry because I'm not married.
26.32%
10 26.32%
I usually try to bring a few friends along.
10.53%
4 10.53%
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Sex vs. Christianity
RE: Sex vs. Christianity
(July 21, 2012 at 7:28 am)catfish Wrote:
(July 21, 2012 at 7:24 am)Zen Badger Wrote: No, YOU made the claim, now quote the relevent passage.

Or I shall consider this discussion closed and you a loser.

You should also just back out quietly, we haven't even gotten past Genesis 1 and you've demonstrated a severe lack of knowledge about the Bible and/or basic language skills.

Genesis 1:26-27
King James Version (KJV)

26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.


"them" is the relevant word there. Unless you wish to claim that "them" means one person?

What race were their likenesses again? How many were there?
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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RE: Sex vs. Christianity
(July 21, 2012 at 7:24 am)catfish Wrote:
(July 21, 2012 at 7:20 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: But it says there weren't and then suddenly we have NOD!! Um WTF?? I would suggest YOU re-read your silly badly written novel

Nod is in Genesis 2.

You should just back out quietly...

Genesis 4:16 And Cain went out from the presence of the LORD, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden.

Not Gen 2...cretin.

P.s This does not explain where his wife came from.

Since the Bible specifically states that God ONLY created Adam and then Eve. No-one else.
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RE: Sex vs. Christianity
(July 21, 2012 at 7:28 am)catfish Wrote:
(July 21, 2012 at 7:24 am)Zen Badger Wrote: No, YOU made the claim, now quote the relevent passage.

Or I shall consider this discussion closed and you a loser.

You should also just back out quietly, we haven't even gotten past Genesis 1 and you've demonstrated a severe lack of knowledge about the Bible and/or basic language skills.

Genesis 1:26-27
King James Version (KJV)

26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.


"them" is the relevant word there. Unless you wish to claim that "them" means one person?

So, with your definitive position regarding the word 'them' you would agree that Jesus rode into Jerusalem on two asses, and not one. It's the inverse of toothpaste here, one of four gospels agree.
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RE: Sex vs. Christianity
You know, I'm alittle annoyed he didn't answer my question about Lot. I guess I'll have to assume he didn't have a decent answer.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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RE: Sex vs. Christianity
(July 21, 2012 at 7:28 am)catfish Wrote: Genesis 1:26-27
King James Version (KJV)

26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.


"them" is the relevant word there. Unless you wish to claim that "them" means one person?

No them in this case seems to mean the male and female. This still means there is 2 plus Cain then magic wife from nowhere.
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RE: Sex vs. Christianity
(July 21, 2012 at 7:33 am)Insanity x Wrote:
(July 21, 2012 at 7:28 am)catfish Wrote: Genesis 1:26-27
King James Version (KJV)

26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.


"them" is the relevant word there. Unless you wish to claim that "them" means one person?

No them in this case seems to mean the male and female. This still means there is 2 plus Cain then magic wife from nowhere.

Maybe God broke off another magic rib without telling anyone. :-P
Celestial GBH ftw.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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RE: Sex vs. Christianity
(July 21, 2012 at 7:31 am)Zen Badger Wrote: Genesis 4:16 And Cain went out from the presence of the LORD, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden.

Not Gen 2...cretin.

My bad, 4 is correct. Since you claimed Genesis 1, are you also a cretin?
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RE: Sex vs. Christianity
(July 21, 2012 at 7:36 am)catfish Wrote:
(July 21, 2012 at 7:31 am)Zen Badger Wrote: Genesis 4:16 And Cain went out from the presence of the LORD, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden.

Not Gen 2...cretin.

My bad, 4 is correct. Since you claimed Genesis 1, are you also a cretin?

So you do admit you're a cretin then?
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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RE: Sex vs. Christianity
P.s don't anyone tell Cinjin.

He might stop us playing with our new chewtoy.

Big Grin
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RE: Sex vs. Christianity
(July 21, 2012 at 7:37 am)Zen Badger Wrote: P.s don't anyone tell Cinjin.

He might stop us playing with our new chewtoy.

Big Grin

Why did I just get a horrific image of the gimp from Pulp Fiction flash in my head?
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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