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Sex vs. Christianity

Poll: When I'm having sex ...
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I know my god is watching, and he's probably mad.
2.63%
 1 2.63%
I'm usually by myself.
10.53%
 4 10.53%
I grin and bear it because it's so disgusting.
2.63%
 1 2.63%
I'm often drunk and in someone's car.
5.26%
 2 5.26%
I'm just releasing all my pent-up issues through my fun parts.
10.53%
 4 10.53%
I'm at my best! I'm an incredible fuck!
31.58%
 12 31.58%
I make the baby jesus cry because I'm not married.
26.32%
 10 26.32%
I usually try to bring a few friends along.
10.53%
 4 10.53%
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Sex vs. Christianity
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Sex vs. Christianity
July 20, 2012 at 8:49 am
Can you imagine this celebration taking place in the US? A giant penis and/or vagina being carried through the streets of nearly any city in the Bible Belt?
The christards would burst like balloons: "NO NO, not a vagina ... anything but a vagina!! God hates our naughty parts!"


Article Wrote:One of the best-known penis festivals is at Komaki City's Tagata shrine, about 45 minutes outside Nagoya, every March 15. In a neighboring village, a vagina festival is held the Sunday before that. This year, that was the 14th — meaning rare, back-to-back genital worship days.

In the morning, children carry a small vagina to the Ogata shrine. Later, some 40 grown men strain under the weight of a massive vagina while carrying it to the shrine in the main parade. They're followed by two smaller vagina litters.

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RE: Sex vs. Christianity
July 20, 2012 at 8:52 am
Vagina litters? Toss in some coke, a fifth of jack, and a water bed, and you've got a party!
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July 20, 2012 at 8:55 am
Americans are third world people with first world aspirations..they are not much different than Islamic fundamentalists at this point in time.
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July 20, 2012 at 8:57 am
Actually, I think we are first world people with thrid world aspirations.
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July 20, 2012 at 9:01 am
Sorry pumpkin it is the other way around. You can't even look after the least of your people with basic health care.
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July 20, 2012 at 9:17 am
^ --> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/845400.stm
they can land a rover on mars, yet they still have to stick a human finger up my ass to do a prostate exam?! - ricky gervais
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July 20, 2012 at 9:20 am
(July 20, 2012 at 9:01 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Sorry pumpkin it is the other way around. You can't even look after the least of your people with basic health care.

Our poorest people do get basic health care. It's called Medicaid.
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.

God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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July 20, 2012 at 9:23 am (This post was last modified: July 20, 2012 at 9:29 am by Cinjin.)
hey stop shitting on my thread assholes!

Please see the OP and keep your posts on topic. Jesus christ, the damn thing got derailed before it even got started.

The question here is why are Christians so disdainful of sex???
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July 20, 2012 at 9:29 am (This post was last modified: July 20, 2012 at 9:35 am by KichigaiNeko.)
(July 20, 2012 at 9:20 am)Thor Wrote:
(July 20, 2012 at 9:01 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Sorry pumpkin it is the other way around. You can't even look after the least of your people with basic health care.

Our poorest people do get basic health care. It's called Medicaid.

We have Medicare here in Oz...many medicines are on PBS and so cost very little by comparison.
(July 20, 2012 at 9:23 am)Cinjin Wrote: hey stop shitting on my thread assholes!

Please see the OP and keep your posts on topic. Jesus christ, the damn thing got derailed before it even got started.

The question here is why are Christians so disdainful of sex???





Sorry Cinj your poll is useless.

When I am having sex.... there is only me and the person I am having sex with...the rest is irrelevant.

Christians seem to be fucking perverts anyway. Why worry about who is fucking who..or what for that matter...just don't do it in the street is all you have to worry about.
As to why Xtians are so worried about who is fucking who or what... I am not qualified to answer but would put forward the hypothesis that they are small minded sheeple that have nothing more important in their lives but what the "Jones are doing"; most of America is like this I am to understand.
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RE: Sex vs. Christianity
July 20, 2012 at 10:01 am
The question seems to be, "Did Jesus have a dick, or was he one?"
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