(July 24, 2012 at 11:45 am)Annik Wrote: Granted. Now you no longer sleep at all, no matter how tired you feel.

I wish my back wasn't so tense.

Granted. You're now a tree and have no back.

I wish I could dodge bullets, Matrix style. Oh man, can you imagine those agents moving super fast while having sex?! That's hilarious. I don't know why I thought of that just now.

Granted, you end up in a gun battle, perceiving bullets in Matrix® bullet time. However, it is only a PCP-driven delusion as you die slowly in a pool of blood during what turns out to be a failed bank robbery in Washington D.C.

I wish coffee beans were alive.

Coffee beans are alive, the ones in your last coffee now reintegrate themselves and chew their way out of your stomach in an ironic-esque reverse ingestion way.

I wish that I didn't have to do A2 to go to uni.

Granted you now no longer have to do an A2 to go to uni because you dont go to uni and end up washing old dishes in a mcdonalds.

I wish my playbook would remember the athiest forums password.

(July 24, 2012 at 11:45 am)Annik Wrote: Granted. Now you no longer sleep at all, no matter how tired you feel.

I wish my back wasn't so tense.

Granted, your back is now so slack that your top half flops around uncontrollably.

I wish I had an infinite amount of wishes that couldn't possibly go wrong... :-)

(July 24, 2012 at 1:30 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Granted you now no longer have to do an A2 to go to uni because you dont go to uni and end up washing old dishes in a mcdonalds.

I wish my playbook would remember the athiest forums password.

Granted, but you are banned from atheist forums for all eternity

I wish to be a dolphin.

(July 24, 2012 at 9:21 pm)WhatIfGodWasJustAMyth Wrote:

(July 24, 2012 at 1:30 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Granted you now no longer have to do an A2 to go to uni because you dont go to uni and end up washing old dishes in a mcdonalds.

I wish my playbook would remember the athiest forums password.

Granted, but you are banned from atheist forums for all eternity

I wish to be a dolphin.

Granted, I'd start swimming if I were you. You're in Japanese waters.

I wish Bill O'Reilly would drown in a drunken boating incident out at sea and on his grave stone have written; "Tide goes in, tide goes out."

(July 24, 2012 at 9:25 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote:

(July 24, 2012 at 9:21 pm)WhatIfGodWasJustAMyth Wrote: Granted, but you are banned from atheist forums for all eternity

I wish to be a dolphin.

Granted, I'd start swimming if I were you. You're in Japanese waters.

I wish Bill O'Reilly would drown in a drunken boating incident out at sea and on his grave stone have written; "Tide goes in, tide goes out."

Granted. Just... granted.

I wish smoking weed was not only legal, but encouraged.

(July 24, 2012 at 9:45 pm)aleialoura Wrote:

(July 24, 2012 at 9:25 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: Granted, I'd start swimming if I were you. You're in Japanese waters.

I wish Bill O'Reilly would drown in a drunken boating incident out at sea and on his grave stone have written; "Tide goes in, tide goes out."

Granted. Just... granted.

I wish smoking weed was not only legal, but encouraged.

Granted. Its legal in Amsterdam and I definitely encourage it.

I wish that when I finally got the things I want they didn't lose their appeal so suddenly.

Granted, but all weed is laced with cyanide

I wish I all girls had three breasts.