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Grant My Wish #2
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Granted -- freedom has been given the meaning of oppression and oppression has been reassigned to the meaning of freedom.
You are now highly free, shackled in the bonds of Big Brother. I wish there were better tools for Javascript. Slave to the Patriarchy no more
 (July 31, 2012 at 3:46 pm)Moros Synackaon Wrote: Granted -- freedom has been given the meaning of oppression and oppression has been reassigned to the meaning of freedom. You can't assign the meaning of oppression to freedom if oppression doesn't exist??? Granted, but the tools only work for frontpage '95 edition and your scripts only work with IE3. I wish I didn't have to take a shit right now.
Granted. You explode shortly afterwards in a geyser of shit.
I wish Steve Jobs would terrorize Apple. Slave to the Patriarchy no more
Granted................because I'm not Moros.
I wish that wildflowers dispersed cocaine instead of pollen.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Granted. No really, granted. Thats a great fucking wish. Everyone else should be ashamed they didn't come up with it.
Oh and you overdose... leaving me to enjoy the spoils. I wish Chick-Fil-A would fuck off and go back to being relatively unknown.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die."
- Abdul Alhazred.
Granted, chicka who?
I wish ppl would form their own opinions instead of needing others'. (July 31, 2012 at 11:29 pm)catfish Wrote: Granted, chicka who? Granted. People do, you're still not one of them. I wish life was more exciting and enjoyable.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die."
- Abdul Alhazred.  Quote:Granted. People do, you're still not one of them. Granted, may you live in interesting times =P I wish for a pet koala (NOT a drop bear!) (August 1, 2012 at 12:09 am)Stue Denim Wrote:Quote:Granted. People do, you're still not one of them. Granted, the koala marks your house as its territory... it doesn't like intruders in its territory... run. I wish I had the power to selectively read minds whenever I want.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die."
- Abdul Alhazred. |
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