WTF kind of a school are you going to?
And what is the name of the course involved?
And what is the name of the course involved?
I must read The Bible for school!
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WTF kind of a school are you going to?
And what is the name of the course involved? (September 5, 2012 at 1:21 pm)Homo Sapiens Wrote: Challenge accepted,hope i get an A+ for doing that,First think i will do is to mention how adam screwed eveand then blacks magically appears,and 7 billion people. What the fuck, man? Blacks magically appeared? That's more than a little ethnocentric. Why do you think that Adam & Eve were white? As to your bigger question, I really don't see what the problem is. And I say that as an anti-theist. It's a book of mythology mixed (loosely) with fact, of questionable historical integrity. Like many other novels. Unless you're being expected to believe it, or adhere to it, treat it the same as an exercise to read The Iliad. Tho' Nature, red in tooth and celt With ravine, shriek'd against his creed Red Celt's Blog
Pick up the Jeffreson bible. You won't regret it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jefferson_Bible
Or the LOLcat bible http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence." -- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
Ezekiel 23 in lolcats? Awwwww yeah.
http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Ezekiel_23
Nemo me impune lacessit.
(September 5, 2012 at 12:36 pm)Homo Sapiens Wrote: I just went to high school,now i have been here for 3 days and today my teacher said that we must read the bible for our home reading. You should do as I instructed my youth group when they asked me about studying evolution. I told them to read and study evolution and answer the test questions, I told them to get the best possible test scores and then write at the end of their test sheets that they did not believe in evolution. This shows they have respect for the teacher and the system even though they do not agree with either, they had no problems I'm assuming, because they never said anything further. If they would have had a problem they would have told me, they were just that kind of people.
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
(September 6, 2012 at 2:15 am)Godschild Wrote:(September 5, 2012 at 12:36 pm)Homo Sapiens Wrote: I just went to high school,now i have been here for 3 days and today my teacher said that we must read the bible for our home reading. What's this? Godschild is suggesting something sensible? Is it opposite day?
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence." -- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103). (September 6, 2012 at 2:15 am)Godschild Wrote: You should do as I instructed my youth group when they asked me about studying evolution. I told them to read and study evolution and answer the test questions, I told them to get the best possible test scores and then write at the end of their test sheets that they did not believe in evolution. Brainwashing 101. Well done for destroying the critical thinking abilities of all of those children. Tho' Nature, red in tooth and celt With ravine, shriek'd against his creed Red Celt's Blog RE: I must read The Bible for school!
September 6, 2012 at 2:58 am
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(September 6, 2012 at 2:32 am)Red Celt Wrote:(September 6, 2012 at 2:15 am)Godschild Wrote: You should do as I instructed my youth group when they asked me about studying evolution. I told them to read and study evolution and answer the test questions, I told them to get the best possible test scores and then write at the end of their test sheets that they did not believe in evolution. One of my youth took quantum mechanics to fill so time, he obtained his PHD 2 years quicker than required, is now an outstanding nuclear engineer for the Y12 plant in Oakridge and travels the world helping others in this field. I asked him to study well, didn't want him blowing up the world you know. Four of my youth were valedictorians.
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
(September 6, 2012 at 2:58 am)Godschild Wrote: One of my youth took quantum mechanics to fill so time, he obtained his PHD 2 years quicker than required, is now an outstanding nuclear engineer for the Y12 plant in Oakridge and travels the world helping others in this field. I asked him to study well, didn't want him blowing up the world you know. Four of my youth were valedictorians. And, do they still deny the truth of evolution? If so, they are seriously flawed scientists... whatever field they are in. Tho' Nature, red in tooth and celt With ravine, shriek'd against his creed Red Celt's Blog |
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