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RE: Ask, Seek, Knock
October 16, 2012 at 2:38 pm
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(October 16, 2012 at 2:28 pm)Darkstar Wrote: Quote:Then all the men of the city shall stone him to death with stones.
What else are they going to stone someone with? Balloons?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnS49c9KZw8?rel=0
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RE: Ask, Seek, Knock
October 16, 2012 at 2:41 pm
(October 16, 2012 at 2:28 pm)Darkstar Wrote: Quote:Then all the men of the city shall stone him to death with stones.
What else are they going to stone someone with? Balloons?
A feather pillow would not show the love of the prince of peace.
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RE: Ask, Seek, Knock
October 16, 2012 at 2:46 pm
NO! Not the comfy chair!
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RE: Ask, Seek, Knock
October 16, 2012 at 2:55 pm
Damn stones? Why didn't I think of that? No wonder my hunting video "Billy Bob's Huntten with Water Ballons" didn't sell.
"Billy Bob's Huntten With Water Balloons, Billy Bob will tell you all his secrets. Which balloons to buy, how much water to fill them with. If you don't catch a 6 point buck on your next trip, Billy Bob don't care, he's already got your money".
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RE: Ask, Seek, Knock
October 16, 2012 at 3:15 pm
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RE: Ask, Seek, Knock
October 16, 2012 at 4:02 pm
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(October 16, 2012 at 8:35 am)Drich Wrote: what errors?
(If you cut and paste from a website or just provide a link I will do the same.) I already answered this one.
Darkstar Wrote:Instead, I will return to the original topic. First, I have a contradiction you may look into if you like:
Matthew 1:16
and Jacob the father of Joseph, the husband of Mary, and Mary was the mother of Jesus who is called the Messiah.
Luke 3:23 Now Jesus himself was about thirty years old when he began his ministry. He was the son, so it was thought, of Joseph, the son of Heli This.
John Adams Wrote:The Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.
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RE: Ask, Seek, Knock
October 16, 2012 at 8:35 pm
(October 16, 2012 at 4:02 pm)Darkstar Wrote: (October 16, 2012 at 8:35 am)Drich Wrote: what errors?
(If you cut and paste from a website or just provide a link I will do the same.) I already answered this one.
Darkstar Wrote:Instead, I will return to the original topic. First, I have a contradiction you may look into if you like:
Matthew 1:16
and Jacob the father of Joseph, the husband of Mary, and Mary was the mother of Jesus who is called the Messiah.
Luke 3:23 Now Jesus himself was about thirty years old when he began his ministry. He was the son, so it was thought, of Joseph, the son of Heli This.
Look at luke's account a little more closly. Luke is mapping Jesus' geneology through Mary as was the custom. Because the linage/name was established through the man/Joseph, and the blood line through the woman.
http://www.lookinguntojesus.net/ata20010401.htm
If you are going to list/argue a bunch more then start another thread.
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RE: Ask, Seek, Knock
October 16, 2012 at 10:03 pm
I don't care how closely you look at fucking "luke"
"Now Jesus himself was about thirty years old when he began his ministry. He was the son, so it was thought, of Joseph, the son of Heli,"
There is nothing in there about fucking "mary."
Besides...jospeh was just the cuckold. Your myths claim that god fucked her.
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RE: Ask, Seek, Knock
October 16, 2012 at 11:06 pm
(October 16, 2012 at 10:03 pm)Minimalist Wrote: There is nothing in there about fucking "mary."
Course not; she's supposed to be a virgin.
Bet the mood in that stable was tense, eh?
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RE: Ask, Seek, Knock
October 17, 2012 at 1:10 am
(October 16, 2012 at 11:06 pm)Stimbo Wrote: (October 16, 2012 at 10:03 pm)Minimalist Wrote: There is nothing in there about fucking "mary."
Course not; she's supposed to be a virgin.
Bet the mood in that stable was tense, eh?
Zing!!
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