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Ask, Seek, Knock
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 RE: Ask, Seek, Knock
October 16, 2012 at 2:38 pm
(This post was last modified: October 16, 2012 at 2:38 pm by Cyberman.)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 
NO! Not the comfy chair!
Damn stones? Why didn't I think of that? No wonder my hunting video "Billy Bob's Huntten with Water Ballons" didn't sell.
"Billy Bob's Huntten With Water Balloons, Billy Bob will tell you all his secrets. Which balloons to buy, how much water to fill them with. If you don't catch a 6 point buck on your next trip, Billy Bob don't care, he's already got your money".   RE: Ask, Seek, Knock
October 16, 2012 at 4:02 pm
(This post was last modified: October 16, 2012 at 4:03 pm by Darkstar.)
John Adams Wrote:The Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion. 
I don't care how closely you look at fucking "luke"
"Now Jesus himself was about thirty years old when he began his ministry. He was the son, so it was thought, of Joseph, the son of Heli," There is nothing in there about fucking "mary." Besides...jospeh was just the cuckold. Your myths claim that god fucked her. (October 16, 2012 at 10:03 pm)Minimalist Wrote: There is nothing in there about fucking "mary." Course not; she's supposed to be a virgin. Bet the mood in that stable was tense, eh?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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