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This Week in Possible Holocaust Jokes
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This Week in Possible Holocaust Jokes
Nissan To Replicate Human Skin For Car Interiors

Quote:Japanese car maker Nissan has up the ante in the luxury car industry, by trying to create a synthetic material for its automobile interiors that would feel like the skin on a human finger.

Having concluded that the soft touch of a human hand is one of the most luxurious and pleasant sensory experiences, Nissan hopes to replicate its tactile feel—including its warmth, texture and moistness—with its cutting-edge artificial upholstery.

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Fantich and Young’s “Apex Predator” Shoes Are Made With Human Dentures

Quote:Looking for a pair of shoes to complete your creepy Halloween costume? Fantich and Young just carved their way into our darkest nightmares with a pair of black balmorals soled with toothy treads made from hundreds of fake human teeth. We think its “Apex Predator” shoes are just about the creepiest things we’ve seen on two heels, but hey, if you’re into sporting denture couture, it’s unlikely anyone will try to “bite” your style.

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We have human skin, shoes and teeth. If we get something about experiments on twins, I'm set.
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Quote:Having concluded that the soft touch of a human hand is one of the most luxurious and pleasant sensory experiences,


Nissan is making a few assumptions, there.

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Does it get acne?
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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100 bucks says that ass is soft, luxurious, warm, and moist.....I'm still not sold on pleasant.
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Sure, create the fake stuff, make money from it and people think it's great and/or funny.
But if you want to farm it the old-fashioned way, all organic and sustainable, people are up in arms and point fingers at you for generations to come.
[shakes head]
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how old are you?
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Not young enough to still know everything and not old enough to have outlived a certain enthusiasm. Big Grin
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Old enough to give me a world of shit on a daily basis from a position of experience.
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You are certainly to civilised, have a to good a humor and your english is to good, to be from bavaria.
And you certainly enjoy the freedom of telling jokes which would get you Buhuhuuus infront of a german croud, and so do I, although I dont know any with good taste.
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Love, what was the joke you told me that got you bitched at in the bar? The one about the Jews getting up in arms about reparations from the train companies?
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