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RE: What do you do in Heaven?
November 8, 2012 at 2:42 am
(November 8, 2012 at 2:15 am)cato123 Wrote: (November 8, 2012 at 1:54 am)Godschild Wrote: What ever it is God has for us will be of total joy, just because your insignificant brain can not grasp the greatness of God does not mean His infinite wisdom will not have great and infinite things to enjoy.
Total joy? Who is defining joy? What then is total joy?
Who the fuck are you to proclaim that another human brain is 'insignificant'? I suppose you assume your brain to be significant. A convenient and meaningless distinction.
Your infinite wise god is second rate. A proper god would have no problem creating obedient humans. Your god's fucking book proves my point.
You might get a few more replies from me if you were not so hateful, yes I see you as hateful. My mind, yours and everyone else combined are insignificant compared to the omniscience of God.
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: What do you do in Heaven?
November 8, 2012 at 3:16 am
(November 8, 2012 at 2:42 am)Godschild Wrote: You might get a few more replies from me if you were not so hateful, yes I see you as hateful. My mind, yours and everyone else combined are insignificant compared to the omniscience of God.
Praytell, how was I hatefull? After all, I'm not the asshole that relegates people that disagree with my delusions to an eternal torment. We'll leave this loving non-hateful social mechanism to the christians, but god loves you/me/him/her/it/etc..
In a real conversation this is the point in which you proclaim you hate the sin, but not the sinner. Here's the problem with this bit of PC bullshit....is it me or my sin that gets to burn in hell forever?
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RE: What do you do in Heaven?
November 8, 2012 at 4:20 pm
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: What do you do in Heaven?
November 8, 2012 at 6:36 pm
(November 7, 2012 at 7:41 am)Reasonable_Jeff Wrote: 25 The wolf and the lamb will feed together. The lion will eat hay like a cow. But the snakes will eat dust. Screw this talk of god and heaven for a minute.
If you honestly think those things will come to pass, i.e. carnivores eating hay or dust, then you're a bigger idiot than we thought Jeff.
(November 7, 2012 at 8:16 am)John V Wrote: We're not told much about it. My pastor speculates that some of us will be explorers, and that's part of the reason god made the universe so big (it will be replaced, presumably with something as big or bigger). Of course that would only be for those interested in doing it. How is that interesting? Why not make the cosmos bigger and more vast and bigger more vast and BIGGER AND MORE VAST, until you become even more and more and MORE tiny and insignificant than you already currently are. What's the bloody point in that?
(November 8, 2012 at 2:42 am)Godschild Wrote: You might get a few more replies from me if you were not so hateful, yes I see you as hateful. Go fuck yourself. 
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RE: What do you do in Heaven?
November 8, 2012 at 7:02 pm
Quote:I said God might give me a galaxy to care for, not run, there's a great difference.
Then I wouldn't trust your fucking god to hire greeters at WalMart. What an asshole that guy is.
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RE: What do you do in Heaven?
November 8, 2012 at 7:06 pm
(November 8, 2012 at 3:16 am)cato123 Wrote: (November 8, 2012 at 2:42 am)Godschild Wrote: You might get a few more replies from me if you were not so hateful, yes I see you as hateful. My mind, yours and everyone else combined are insignificant compared to the omniscience of God.
Praytell, how was I hatefull? After all, I'm not the asshole that relegates people that disagree with my delusions to an eternal torment. We'll leave this loving non-hateful social mechanism to the christians, but god loves you/me/him/her/it/etc..
In a real conversation this is the point in which you proclaim you hate the sin, but not the sinner. Here's the problem with this bit of PC bullshit....is it me or my sin that gets to burn in hell forever?
I do not relegate anyone to eternal punishment, the choice lies in you it's all about what you want, eternal life or eternal punishment. I do not believe in a firey hell, it will be even worse. A place that is dark, where you are alone yet can hear the anguish of others, where nothing but hate will be your only companion, no one to console you, no fire just evil.
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: What do you do in Heaven?
November 8, 2012 at 7:12 pm
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Omigosh - not Tipton!
[runs screaming into the cold, cold night]
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: What do you do in Heaven?
November 8, 2012 at 10:54 pm
(November 8, 2012 at 4:20 pm)Stimbo Wrote: So Heaven is, at the moment, vacant of erstwhile Earthly tenants? I've actually heard this concept before, that nobody is in Heaven because Heaven is yet to be established. Heaven currently contains the souls of the saved. That party would be brought down here to Earth when all is said and done.
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RE: What do you do in Heaven?
November 13, 2012 at 12:40 pm
(November 8, 2012 at 7:06 pm)Godschild Wrote: (November 8, 2012 at 3:16 am)cato123 Wrote: Praytell, how was I hatefull? After all, I'm not the asshole that relegates people that disagree with my delusions to an eternal torment. We'll leave this loving non-hateful social mechanism to the christians, but god loves you/me/him/her/it/etc..
In a real conversation this is the point in which you proclaim you hate the sin, but not the sinner. Here's the problem with this bit of PC bullshit....is it me or my sin that gets to burn in hell forever?
I do not relegate anyone to eternal punishment, the choice lies in you it's all about what you want, eternal life or eternal punishment. I do not believe in a firey hell, it will be even worse. A place that is dark, where you are alone yet can hear the anguish of others, where nothing but hate will be your only companion, no one to console you, no fire just evil. I could live with that, I am alone and hate myself anyway. Although that's sounds like a upgrade from the roasting in a oven forever 'theory' (i use that term very very loosely).
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Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
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RE: What do you do in Heaven?
November 13, 2012 at 1:57 pm
(November 8, 2012 at 7:06 pm)Godschild Wrote: I do not relegate anyone to eternal punishment, the choice lies in you it's all about what you want, eternal life or eternal punishment. I do not believe in a firey hell, it will be even worse. A place that is dark, where you are alone yet can hear the anguish of others, where nothing but hate will be your only companion, no one to console you, no fire just evil. ![[Image: 5794elqyexfj.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www7.pic-upload.de%2F13.11.12%2F5794elqyexfj.jpg)
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