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A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
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RE: A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
November 17, 2012 at 10:40 am
(November 17, 2012 at 3:32 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(November 16, 2012 at 9:56 pm)Cinjin Wrote: It's not really the looks here John, it's the awesome attitude these beautiful ladies clearly have. Tongue

Is that what it is? Here I was thinking it was all about the bewbies.

Do bewbies have attitude? Cewl.
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RE: A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
November 17, 2012 at 3:27 pm
I find that roundabouts are a good alternative to regular intersections. Makes the traffic way more fluid, altough in the city the major ones still need traffic lights.

Recently in Lisbon, on the biggest roudabout they made it a double roundabout, i.e. a roundabout inside a roundabout Panic
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RE: A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
November 17, 2012 at 5:04 pm
I would never submit to the rule of the Crown ever again, because the English think that fartwaffles are acceptable to consume.

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Americans know what properly goes with waffles.

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RE: A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
November 17, 2012 at 5:11 pm
You fail to mention that your exhibit A is a potato-based savoury product, "waffly versatile", as any fule kno, since "They go with beans, bangers, bacon, burgers, fish fingers … a-fish fingers, Eggs in, eggs on, gammon, steak, chops - Grill 'em, Bake 'em, Fry 'em, Eat 'em!"; while your exhibit 2 is some sort of toasted syrupy confection.
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RE: A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
November 17, 2012 at 7:27 pm
(November 17, 2012 at 5:11 pm)Stimbo Wrote: You fail to mention that your exhibit A is a potato-based savoury product, "waffly versatile", as any fule kno, since "They go with beans, bangers, bacon, burgers, fish fingers … a-fish fingers, Eggs in, eggs on, gammon, steak, chops - Grill 'em, Bake 'em, Fry 'em, Eat 'em!"; while your exhibit 2 is some sort of toasted syrupy confection.

Americans pride themselves in disgusting food. The fine exhibit A is the lowest of the low in a greaser's opinion.
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RE: A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
November 18, 2012 at 12:31 am (This post was last modified: November 18, 2012 at 12:33 am by The Grand Nudger.)
I disagree (with the pride bit...waffles are disgusting..fried chicken and hotsauce..on the other hand..awesome - tell me that's hotsauce and not syrup on that chicken...)

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I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
November 18, 2012 at 1:17 am
How does a person even hate waffles. I do not even.
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RE: A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
November 18, 2012 at 5:06 am
(November 16, 2012 at 6:10 pm)Chuck Wrote:
(November 16, 2012 at 4:52 pm)JohnDG Wrote: With some prettier girls, maybe.

Only those who can't get laid claim it is because the girls are not pretty enough.

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Lol It's just a pic, I doubt any guy would pass up the situation in real life.
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RE: A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
November 18, 2012 at 8:31 am (This post was last modified: November 18, 2012 at 8:33 am by Napoléon.)
Seen as we're banging on about food, you yanks will never have, nor will you ever get better, than one of these bad boys:

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You see that? That's REAL bacon, not that streaky shit you people serve up and have the audacity to call "bacon".

The only thing which would make that plate of food any better is a couple more sausages, more bacon, and black pudding.
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RE: A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
November 18, 2012 at 8:40 am
(November 18, 2012 at 8:31 am)Napoléon Wrote: The only thing which would make that plate of food any better is a couple more sausages, more bacon, and black pudding.

Hungry Ad a couple of brewskies to wash it down and i'm happy ...
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