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A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
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I find that roundabouts are a good alternative to regular intersections. Makes the traffic way more fluid, altough in the city the major ones still need traffic lights.
Recently in Lisbon, on the biggest roudabout they made it a double roundabout, i.e. a roundabout inside a roundabout
I would never submit to the rule of the Crown ever again, because the English think that fartwaffles are acceptable to consume.
Americans know what properly goes with waffles.
You fail to mention that your exhibit A is a potato-based savoury product, "waffly versatile", as any fule kno, since "They go with beans, bangers, bacon, burgers, fish fingers … a-fish fingers, Eggs in, eggs on, gammon, steak, chops - Grill 'em, Bake 'em, Fry 'em, Eat 'em!"; while your exhibit 2 is some sort of toasted syrupy confection.
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(November 17, 2012 at 5:11 pm)Stimbo Wrote: You fail to mention that your exhibit A is a potato-based savoury product, "waffly versatile", as any fule kno, since "They go with beans, bangers, bacon, burgers, fish fingers … a-fish fingers, Eggs in, eggs on, gammon, steak, chops - Grill 'em, Bake 'em, Fry 'em, Eat 'em!"; while your exhibit 2 is some sort of toasted syrupy confection. Americans pride themselves in disgusting food. The fine exhibit A is the lowest of the low in a greaser's opinion. RE: A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
November 18, 2012 at 12:31 am
(This post was last modified: November 18, 2012 at 12:33 am by The Grand Nudger.)
I disagree (with the pride bit...waffles are disgusting..fried chicken and hotsauce..on the other hand..awesome - tell me that's hotsauce and not syrup on that chicken...)
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How does a person even hate waffles. I do not even.
(November 16, 2012 at 6:10 pm)Chuck Wrote:(November 16, 2012 at 4:52 pm)JohnDG Wrote: With some prettier girls, maybe. Lol It's just a pic, I doubt any guy would pass up the situation in real life.
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RE: A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
November 18, 2012 at 8:31 am
(This post was last modified: November 18, 2012 at 8:33 am by Napoléon.)
Seen as we're banging on about food, you yanks will never have, nor will you ever get better, than one of these bad boys:
You see that? That's REAL bacon, not that streaky shit you people serve up and have the audacity to call "bacon". The only thing which would make that plate of food any better is a couple more sausages, more bacon, and black pudding. |
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