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QUIZ: How Will You Die

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QUIZ: How Will You Die
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RE: QUIZ: How Will You Die
November 29, 2012 at 8:48 pm (This post was last modified: November 29, 2012 at 9:59 pm by Darkstar.)
Calculating results...calculating (Beware the hide tag! It will give you a headache!)


(November 29, 2012 at 2:31 pm)cato123 Wrote: I did try the quiz. The result has been calculating for five minutes now. Perhaps I have nothing to worry about.
Mine is more like twenty. Right now. I'll edit later if it keeps going.
EDIT: Still going...
EDIT: Stiiiiiiil going...
EDIT: "Webpage has expired" So...does this mean I'm immortal?
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RE: QUIZ: How Will You Die
November 29, 2012 at 9:07 pm
(November 29, 2012 at 2:23 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Apparently I'm going to disappear, which is a little unimpressive.

You don't think disappearing is impressive? You've clearly never been to Central America.

I got a tie between Drowning and disappearing.

Drown 67%
Disappearence 67%
Accident 58%
Suicide 58%
disease 50%
stabbed 42%
Poison 33%
Burn 25%
Bitten 25%
Old Age 25%
Starvation 17%
Suffocation 0%
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RE: QUIZ: How Will You Die
November 29, 2012 at 9:25 pm
Hopefully I get to die peacefully in my sleep like my uncle. Not terrified and screaming like the passengers on his bus.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: QUIZ: How Will You Die
November 29, 2012 at 9:51 pm
I got 100% burning and 100% suicide. It seems to think I am at some stage going to convert to Buddhism and become a monk.
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RE: QUIZ: How Will You Die
November 29, 2012 at 11:10 pm
Looks like I will get poisoned if I do not disappear first.

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RE: QUIZ: How Will You Die
November 29, 2012 at 11:15 pm
You Scored as Old Age



Old Age
83%
Suffocation
50%
Bitten
50%
Disappearence
42%
Burn
42%
Suicide
42%
disease
33%
Starvation
33%
Accident
25%
Drown
25%
Poison
25%
stabbed
25%
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RE: QUIZ: How Will You Die
November 29, 2012 at 11:21 pm (This post was last modified: November 29, 2012 at 11:21 pm by Angrboda.)


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RE: QUIZ: How Will You Die
November 30, 2012 at 12:52 am
(November 29, 2012 at 8:48 pm)Darkstar Wrote: EDIT: Still going...
EDIT: Stiiiiiiil going...
EDIT: "Webpage has expired" So...does this mean I'm immortal?

Sounds more like you are Death. The clincher would be if you often go about in a black hooded rode, carrying a scythe and riding a horse called Binky.
According to this, there's at least an even chance I'll suicide in my dotage by disappearing to wherever there's some infected creature to bite me and cause me to suffocate. Well, that's nice and specific, anyway.


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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: QUIZ: How Will You Die
November 30, 2012 at 12:58 am
So, I put in all of the background information for Jesus into the quiz and it didn't say he would die of crucifixion.

Checkmate, Christians.
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RE: QUIZ: How Will You Die
November 30, 2012 at 2:04 am (This post was last modified: November 30, 2012 at 2:05 am by Darkstar.)
(November 30, 2012 at 12:52 am)Stimbo Wrote:
(November 29, 2012 at 8:48 pm)Darkstar Wrote: EDIT: Still going...
EDIT: Stiiiiiiil going...
EDIT: "Webpage has expired" So...does this mean I'm immortal?

Sounds more like you are Death. The clincher would be if you often go about in a black hooded rode, carrying a scythe and riding a horse called Binky.

Well, that webpage did mysteriously expire on my watch...
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