(December 5, 2012 at 2:33 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Nah, just my awesome cooking skillz. I have no sense of art, except for cooking, I make any human go down to its knees in praise. Even god would be surrendered to my mad cooking skills!

My girlfriend cooks better. What, do we need to have a cook-off? She'll kick yo Portuguese arse!

That's easy for you to say from where you can see Russia, I am a god cooking!

(December 5, 2012 at 2:38 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: I defer to Germans - are you sorry that we turned your thread from being about a cocksucker to discussing whether or not we need to brush up on sucking cock?

Heavens but I know I do... I can no longer differentiate between quiet male orgasm and copious amounts of precum.

Nor can I any longer sustain deep-throat... that's how out of practice I've been.

*sighs, gets comfy, smiles contently* And this is why I love this forum. :]

(December 5, 2012 at 2:41 pm)LastPoet Wrote: That's easy for you to say from where you can see Russia, I am a god cooking!

I'm in Texas right now, boy. Couldn't see russia without google satellites.

You are a lesser deity... my Asha is the GOD of Cooking.

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(December 5, 2012 at 2:43 pm)Creed of Heresy Wrote: *sighs, gets comfy, smiles contently* And this is why I love this forum. :]

I thought you came back here for our loveseats sofas... I should have guessed your real reason for being here was the girls.

Well buddy... it's gonna cost ya.

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(December 5, 2012 at 2:37 pm)LastPoet Wrote: This is the most epic thread derail evar!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHkKJfcBXcw

We are going to have a cook off sometime in the future then, but brace yourself for teh awesomness!

(December 5, 2012 at 2:50 pm)LastPoet Wrote: We are going to have a cook off sometime in the future then, but brace yourself for teh awesomness!

I absolutely shall... because I'm gonna be the one who's eating it. It's gonna come from this side of the pond.

Europe's got nothing on the true chefs, and don't you listen to the blatant and pathetic lies of France. Sure, they may all be gay... but their cooking still sucks.

(December 5, 2012 at 2:53 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: Europe's got nothing on the true chefs, and don't you listen to the blatant and pathetic lies of France. Sure, they may all be gay... but their cooking still sucks.

Objection!

America's kitchen



Europe's kitchen

I'm with Dee Dee on this one. I was born American but my stomach is French.

(December 5, 2012 at 3:02 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: I'm with Dee Dee on this one. I was born American but my stomach is French.

Don't get trolled now, yall.... my firends: you make it entirely too easy