(December 4, 2012 at 11:15 pm)cato123 Wrote: I was 17 and lost my virginity to one of my mother's tennis friends.

I remember it was the Thursday before Christmas break in 1987 when I got home around 10pm from my job in the kitchen at a local hospital. I walk in to find my Mom and her friend cackling over, by count, a third bottle of wine. As I'm gorging on what was left of dinner that night, these two convince me to house-sit for Mom's friend over the weekend. The odd thing was that there were no pets involved and a demand that I actually stay on the premisies until Tuesday morning when I was to have my bottom wisdom teeth extracted (god forbid I could miss a couple days of school for invasive dental work). Twenty dollars a day was convincing understanding I was working for $3.90/hr (above minimum wage at the time).

I was having a blast, overcome by the faux emotions elicited by going to a home after work and having nobody to answer to; it was like having my own place. This came to an abrupt end when I got out of the shower Sunday afternoon...she was waiting in a 'teddy'. I learned more about sex in the next 36 hours than trial and error could ever teach.

What was Mrs Robinson's daughter like?

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(December 4, 2012 at 8:36 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Who can remember....it was the 60's.

You were there then

(December 4, 2012 at 10:11 pm)apophenia Wrote:


Mine is so classic it's pathetic. It was the aftermath of a wedding reception.

Not your wedding I guess?

(December 4, 2012 at 11:49 pm)jonb Wrote: What was Mrs Robinson's daughter like?

I can't say. Mrs. Robinson blew my mind to the extent that I didn't consider a daughter. Had I, I am quite sure that my tongue would have cramped making the inquiring words.

(December 4, 2012 at 9:45 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: I haven't lost it yet. Knowing me it will probably be in a stall at a Star Trek convention with a cosplay Andorian about 5 or more years from now.

You wish you could do it with an Andorian.

It's not that bad a choice

(December 5, 2012 at 12:39 am)Annik Wrote:

(December 4, 2012 at 9:45 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: I haven't lost it yet. Knowing me it will probably be in a stall at a Star Trek convention with a cosplay Andorian about 5 or more years from now.

You wish you could do it with an Andorian.

Andorians are lacking, apparently. I give you the following from Aliens.

Frost: Hey, I sure wouldn't mind getting some more of that Arcturian poontang! Remember that time?
Spunkmeyer: Yeah, Frost, but the one that you had was a male!
Frost: It doesn't matter when it's Arcturian, baby!

It's not gay unless the antennas touch.

(December 4, 2012 at 8:35 pm)WhatIfGodWasJustAMyth Wrote: And it makes me ever so sad, where can I go to see naked pictures and talk about "dirty" things on the internet?! D:

Google images. I'm particularly fond of the word 'sapphic'. What's better? It's free.

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(December 4, 2012 at 9:45 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: I haven't lost it yet. Knowing me it will probably be in a stall at a Star Trek convention with a cosplay Andorian about 5 or more years from now.

Silly Toph, you only need to visit a few forum members... some of us are entirely too happy to break a virgin in well Some even go so far as to believe they are doing strangers a favor and paying forward their karma

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(December 4, 2012 at 9:54 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: "surgery"?

He thinks you are transsexual!!!!!

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What is virginity anyhow?

If you mean the first time I had sex, it was to a prostitute at 11, my dad thought it would somehow make me a 'true man'. not very pleasant, you know.

(December 5, 2012 at 2:54 pm)LastPoet Wrote: If you mean the first time I had sex, it was to a prostitute at 11, my dad thought it would somehow make me a 'true man'. not very pleasant, you know.