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I Witnessed a Miracle
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I Witnessed a Miracle
Howdy folks, Chuck Lee here,

I found out about a baby that was born with a miniature quran:

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http://pmnewsnigeria.com/2012/05/09/cont...ith-quran/

Isn't it amazing? miracles do happen! who knows what kind of miraculous feats this baby will pull of in the future.

I also made a video in regards to this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZH5CVMAQV8

Miracles do happen! Bretheren and Sisteren, you all should singing in joyous prayer, for the next prophet is walking(crawling) the Earth right now, who knows what hijinks and miracles this baby will get up to.
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RE: I Witnessed a Miracle
So why are you still a Christian?
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it" ~ Aristotle
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I wonder how it managed to avoid getting all soggy while floating around in the amniotic fluid.
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(January 5, 2013 at 5:20 am)Zen Badger Wrote: I wonder how it managed to avoid getting all soggy while floating around in the amniotic fluid.

"That's the divine mystery" is what priests say when you catch them out on a contradiction or logical mistake. Man, I'm sure glad I'm not the one making this stuff up.

(January 5, 2013 at 5:09 am)FallentoReason Wrote: So why are you still a Christian?

I don't know why God decided to give this baby a Quran, and not a bible, but it's all part of the divine plan. He's thinking 10 steps ahead of us mortals, he knows what he is doing.
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Troll!
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it" ~ Aristotle
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So the possibility that the childs mum or dad or anyone put the quoran on the child after it`s birth and that this is a fraud doesn`t exist?


does it?

does it?

dooooooes it?
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RE: I Witnessed a Miracle
(January 5, 2013 at 5:35 am)The_Germans_are_coming Wrote: So the possibility that the childs mum or dad or anyone put the quoran on the child after it`s birth and that this is a fraud doesn`t exist?


does it?

does it?

dooooooes it?

I would say it's more than a possibility, sir. But isn't it much more entertaining to imagine the baby being born reading the damn thing, with little tiny baby spectacles on? That shit is adorable. Wink
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Bounce Ball
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You're either quite insane or you're a troll or, as I've just watched your video, both!
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