I invite everyone to ask me anything - anything related to my Church, my Pastor, my Lord, my Personal life, my Spritual life, etc, etc. I promise to give answers from a true Christian's perspective. Many people think I am faking being a Christian or just trolling or I am a some sort of a lunatic. I am none of these.

Please ask me any questions and I will try my best to answer them.

How many cream crackers can you eat in a minute?

(January 30, 2013 at 7:52 pm)frankiej Wrote: How many cream crackers can you eat in a minute?

Dear friend frankiej,
Well, I didn't expect this question, but I think if I try my best, it will be 5 crackers/minute

Did I scare you into leaving a thread with this reply:

(January 30, 2013 at 7:44 pm)The_Germans_are_coming Wrote:

(January 30, 2013 at 7:41 pm)Christian Wrote: I really don't like hurting others, so let them hurt me as much as they want. If I am killed in the process, well, it was my Lord's Wish

Yeah that kind of sounds like my sexlife.

I guess I understand you better than most here, except if there is a misunderstanding here.

(January 30, 2013 at 7:56 pm)The_Germans_are_coming Wrote: Yeah that kind of sounds like my sexlife.

I guess I understand you better than most here, except if there is a misunderstanding here.

Not really. But made me wonder how vigorous a session would be.

If you were to convince me god exists, what is the best reason you could give me to suggest one does.

Try to answer in one sentence if possible.

Who's your favorite teletubbie?

You wanna buy some crystal meth?

(January 30, 2013 at 7:54 pm)Christian Wrote:

(January 30, 2013 at 7:52 pm)frankiej Wrote: How many cream crackers can you eat in a minute?

Dear friend frankiej,
Well, I didn't expect this question, but I think if I try my best, it will be 5 crackers/minute

No way! There is no way you are going to manage 5. You think it will be easy, but you have no idea how dry those fuckers are! You aren't allowed to drink any water whilst eating them either... that would be cheating.

(January 30, 2013 at 8:00 pm)Insanity x Wrote: Who's your favorite teletubbie?

Has to be dipstick.