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Ask Me Anything - Answers from a true Christian's Perspective!
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RE: Ask Me Anything - Answers from a true Christian's Perspective!
January 30, 2013 at 8:04 pm
(January 30, 2013 at 7:59 pm)Napoléon Wrote: If you were to convince me god exists, what is the best reason you could give me to suggest one does.

Try to answer in one sentence if possible.

Refer to the Bible and see all around you.

(January 30, 2013 at 8:00 pm)Insanity x Wrote: Who's your favorite teletubbie?

What is a teletubbie?

(January 30, 2013 at 8:00 pm)The_Germans_are_coming Wrote: You wanna buy some crystal meth?

No thanks. Smile

(January 30, 2013 at 8:02 pm)frankiej Wrote:
(January 30, 2013 at 7:54 pm)Christian Wrote: Dear friend frankiej,
Well, I didn't expect this question, but I think if I try my best, it will be 5 crackers/minute Smile

No way! There is no way you are going to manage 5. You think it will be easy, but you have no idea how dry those fuckers are! You aren't allowed to drink any water whilst eating them either... that would be cheating.

Oh! Without any liquid, I would say 3.
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RE: Ask Me Anything - Answers from a true Christian's Perspective!
January 30, 2013 at 8:06 pm
If a man bit on one end of a wire and shoved the other end in his ass, how fast would he have to circumnavigate the earth to electrocute himself?
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RE: Ask Me Anything - Answers from a true Christian's Perspective!
January 30, 2013 at 8:06 pm
You sure about the meth, man? Germans meth is the best around these parts.
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RE: Ask Me Anything - Answers from a true Christian's Perspective!
January 30, 2013 at 8:07 pm
(January 30, 2013 at 8:04 pm)Christian Wrote: What is a teletubbie?

[Image: teletubbies_main.jpg]

Po, LaLa, Dipsy and Tinky Winky.
(From left to right)
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RE: Ask Me Anything - Answers from a true Christian's Perspective!
January 30, 2013 at 8:11 pm
do you like the music of showaddywaddy?





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhLeR7EMMgQ
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Re: Ask Me Anything - Answers from a true Christian's Perspective!
January 30, 2013 at 8:12 pm
What's a true Christian?
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RE: Ask Me Anything - Answers from a true Christian's Perspective!
January 30, 2013 at 8:25 pm
Can God be surprised?

If yes then how can this equate with omniscience and if no, how can this equate with omnipotence?
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RE: Ask Me Anything - Answers from a true Christian's Perspective!
January 30, 2013 at 8:30 pm
What rational basis do you have for calling yourself a "true" Christian and others not so?
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RE: Ask Me Anything - Answers from a true Christian's Perspective!
January 30, 2013 at 8:32 pm
Popcorn


I think the last 3 posts made someone run.
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RE: Ask Me Anything - Answers from a true Christian's Perspective!
January 30, 2013 at 8:34 pm
Cake or death?
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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