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Invent your own conspiracy theory!
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We've all heard conspiracy theories but let's have some fun and try to invent our own.
I know we could just pull some stupid statements and call them conpiracy theories but try and act convincing. 
Well, my flatmate has long hair and a beard. Once we got really high and thought it would be a great idea to dress him up like Jesus and walk around London to see how many people we can convince. Not really a conspiracy but it can be, imagine the headlines 'God is in fact a goat'- acoording to raptured Jesus!
I had a low noise in my ears for years, drove me mad.
I did some research on the net and found "Taos Hum" Described my symptoms exactly. I was so relieved to find I wasn't alone. Then I found that these other guys believed the noise was from sub sonic submarine sonar, or buried gas pipes, or top secret military experiments. Wackos the lot of them. My hum went away by itself after a few years. Probably just some neurological miswiring. Conspiracy theories are like porn. There's porn of everything, and there are conspiracy theories for everything: Vapour trails from jets Global warming Vaccinations Aids Agent orange Gulf War Syndrome Bar Codes
'How can you say, "We are wise, for we have the law of the LORD," when actually the lying pen of the scribes has handled it falsely? Jer 8:8
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Groucho Marx  (August 28, 2008 at 5:19 am)StewartP Wrote: Conspiracy theories are like porn. There's porn of everything, and there are conspiracy theories for everything: EXACTLY! The more crazy the conpiracy theory is the more likely chance people will believe it.
OK here I go:
I believe there is a conspiracy to turn humanity into a single sex hermaphrodite race. "They" have already started with the pollution of the world's water sources with long string polymer plastics. These have the effect of causing physical sex change and we have seen it's by product in the excess of female Salmon in the last few decades. On the social front "they" have been preparing us mentally and morally for hemaphrodite society by changing laws and attitudes towards sex and marriage. Gender demarkation has been blurred through "their" control of the media. Same sex marriage is now accepted and it is easier for people to undergo sex change. The rise in products marketed at men that were once solely the preserve of women is another clue to "their" agenda. Manscara, Guyliner face masks and scrubs for men. Look around you, once you are aware of this evil conspiracy you see the clues everywhere.
'How can you say, "We are wise, for we have the law of the LORD," when actually the lying pen of the scribes has handled it falsely? Jer 8:8
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Groucho Marx
Interesting...could we possibly work the bees disappearing into this?
Perhaps the bees are actually in charge, and have disappeared because they all now have desk jobs at the UN, the Pentagon, and the White House!!!
It's obvious why the bees are disappearing..
Bees are not the cute, stripy little industrious workers that you think they are, instead they are beautifully engineered alien probes sent to Earth to conduct experiments on the fauna, flora, climate etc. and to gather enough information for the race that created them to formulate their plans. They are disappearing because their work is nearly done. When the last bee has vanished then look out for the invading armada! ![[Image: cinjin_banner_border.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=oggtheclever.com%2Fcinjin_banner_border.jpg) |
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