Invent your own conspiracy theory!

[Norman Humann]

Revive spell!

I am the most evil.

Losty made me do it!

[LastPoet]

[Losty]

Revive spell!

I am the most evil.

Losty made me do it!

My necromancer
Hmm...I like this one. It may take some time but I am going to ivent an awesome conspiracy theory.

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Aww. This one is cool though. Posting here means we can read back through all the old ones and come up with more.

[LastPoet]

Well, one can always create a new thread, instead on necroposting on a 6 year old thread

[Nope]

OK here I go:

I believe there is a conspiracy to turn humanity into a single sex hermaphrodite race.

"They" have already started with the pollution of the world's water sources with long string polymer plastics. These have the effect of causing physical sex change and we have seen it's by product in the excess of female Salmon in the last few decades.

On the social front "they" have been preparing us mentally and morally for hemaphrodite society by changing laws and attitudes towards sex and marriage. Gender demarkation has been blurred through "their" control of the media.

Same sex marriage is now accepted and it is easier for people to undergo sex change.

The rise in products marketed at men that were once solely the preserve of women is another clue to "their" agenda. Manscara, Guyliner face masks and scrubs for men.

Look around you, once you are aware of this evil conspiracy you see the clues everywhere.

Actually, this one could turn easily turn into an urban legend. It hits on the fear that conservatives have about not being manly enough, their fear of government and their dislike of same sex marriage.

Wait.. did someone revive an old thread again?

[vorlon13]

Reviving an old thread at the same time the Super Bowl is looming and Radio Shack is on the verge of bankruptcy CAN'T be coincidence !!


Something hinky is afoot !!!!!!!!!

[Losty]

Well, one can always create a new thread, instead on necroposting on a 6 year old thread

It just makes no sense that creating a new thread would be better when this one is already here. There's no difference between posting in an old thread or starting a new thread with a link to the old one. Sigh. I'm sorry, I was bad.

[LastPoet]

Meh, it's already raised from the dead so carry on. The issue with necroed threads is that people will find themselves replying to others that don't use the forum anymore.

You wll get a spanking anyway, bad, bad Losty.

[The Valkyrie]

Alrighty then.

Elvis is not dead. And he's not an alien who went home.

Elvis moved to Area 51 where he's working with the evil grey aliens and the New World Order to take over the world.

- They faked the moon landings to make people overconfident about our technology.
- They use con-trails to weaken the world population while also using vaccinations to cause autism in growing numbers of humans.
- They caused 9/11 to make the world go to war with multiple Muslim countries in the hopes of weakening both sides.
- Star Wars aren't just movies. They're actually propaganda films that make Jedi and aliens popular on Earth so we accept them when they move in and take over.

And that's just the surface of their evil plans that I've been able to uncover.

You can't spell "Elvis" without "Evil".

[Nope]

Meh, it's already raised from the dead so carry on. The issue with necroed threads is that people will find themselves replying to others that don't use the forum anymore.

You wll get a spanking anyway, bad, bad Losty.

Are you punishing or rewarding, Losty?